RIP Jam Master Jay

According to police reports, Jay was in the studio working on music with another artist when an assailant entered the studio and fired shots hitting Jay in the head and another man ...

I have waaay too much to say about this, but I'm at a loss for words. Huh? Yeah.

Not to be bugging, but this is still my site ... so I keep plugging. WATCH n8TV!!! It cracked me up on mute in class. I made the windows media version ... so go to muh downloads.

Hope all y'all are about to/having/had a dope Hallow's Eve, but I decided to do nuttin. I got crazy work, so I said no to parties and club invites. Sorry y'all. (no one I know ever reads this, so who am I saying sorry to? Why are you asking urself this question n8? why are u talking to urself in 3rd person in this long ass bracket n8? why won't u answer me n8????). Who? What? Me?

Did y'all like that lil head trip? Ok I'm tawkin to u guyz now.

I added a new soldier to tha army!! Saint ... go show her sum lovin.

Did y'all know that Beyonce & Jay-Z are gonna get married? CRIKEY ... In other Roc-a-fella news: Roc-A-Fella CEO Damon Dash was beating up by a group of men in France. He was there on business, attending the World Fashion Fair. No word on what started the attack, however Damon Dash was left to receive six stitches after being beaten and pepper sprayed.

That's all I got. damnit go see my retarded video and then ... ummmm ... go visit Nat cuz she looks dayum with her new cut ... then visit Hi-D cuz I know she's talking aboot me in her pic .. (she loves me) ;) ... then visit Missy ... just cuz and check Heather cuz she updates her cam image more than me and she's a dope ass girl. Hell go visit everyone of my army .. (aka camportal). Oh and go visit my unofficial new baby sis (even though she don't know this yet. heh) Linda .. she has the funniest ani. gifs.

I want my n8TV

U may not have wanted it but now u got it. I have maaaad homework, but I do this instead.

[edit] I made a Windows Media Version! .. yeah so now go to downloads and click on .wmv [/edit]

go 2 muh downloads ->

What is it? Yes its me. On video. From TODAY. Yet again be patient. 3.4 mb file. On Tripod. I had to shrink it and put it in real player format. It may look weird ... maybe, cuz I put crazy filters on it. When I get my own server soon, I'll have room for a better quality version. I had fun anyways.Yeah u can regular click it and d'load it.

*** go to muh downloads -> ***

I was so haunted in class today, as y'all could have figured out by my tags and comments all day. I have a project to do, but, frig I just wanted to release my retardation. I have one other multimedia thing in mind. Y'all are gonna love it.

NBA starts tonight. Raptors tomorrah. LEAFS WON ANOTHER GAME! NOTRE DAME IS STILL UNDEFEATED ... damn giants lost. --- wooop, dun my schizo sports headlines attack.

2 notes before I go. I hope I don't jinx this, but I'm setting up a deal where I can do a series of sites for this company right after school finishes in Nov. First site from 5-10gs. Yes, that what I said. 1 week of work. Second thing, wish me luck. Why? I'm going to court tomorrow morning. 9:15 Wed. because of this. Monster suckage.

Oh ummm .. my bday is actually close, about 2 weeks. Nov. 8th. Just saying. ;)

Frig

Y'all ever been all dressed up and no place to go? Fuck I got all shaved up, slip contacts in and ready for my Sat. night jammings. Especially since the clocks turn back (aka 1 extra hour to drink). Even my girls called me and told me to come out to a place wif 'em. But they are already there. So I decide to pick up my boys and go. Ok .. damnit 2 groups already gone. I cancelled on them early, dumbass me. The group I had original plans with ... decided they nah wan go nowhere. SHIIIIIIIT. So then I watch Giants lose game 6. SHIIIIIIIIIT. At least I get to eat some Krispy Kreme consoling doughnuts.

Oh by the way .. much much much fuckin love to errybody who ... well .. like my voice. That sounds weird. Too bad I didn't get to use it tonight on some lucky lady .. :D (full of myself I am :p). At least nex week is for sure a drunken fiesta. House warming jam for my nigga Robbie. I'm suppose help organize and get the party propa fix up. Y'all need to X-Perience a n8 jammy jam, never flop. I hope I didn't just jinx it .. cuz I have been having bad luck with my weekend activities lately. (eg. go read all my October weekend blogs).

I so don't wanna go do work or sleep now. What do I do?

Have u ever been addicted to ur own site? I swear lately I have been addicted to this site. I check my hits, my tag-board like a crack fiend. Like a soldier I tag everyones board and scrutinize and check erryone's site. Yet .. theres no way I'm like on the computer for long though. I'm not addicted to this death box .. I prefer the idiot box. Unless situations interfere with my outgoing activities. (can u tell I'm home @ 1 am. and bored and sumtings on my mind). Don't tell me I can just go out. U don't understand. Its gotta be perfect vibe to go out .. and the good vibes have been spat on for 2nite. Ok I stop wallowing now and I take off these friggin contacts. Damnit I need a girl .. oops did I let that one out.

What the hell was I rambling aboot? Oh my site and my addiction. Yeah .. have anyone of y'all ever silent blogged. I mean just thought of topics to write about, edit them in yer head. Like in the shower, the car, in class or well ... sitting on the toilet. Fuck I have a milllllion topics and when I get here ... I rant about useless garbage like always ... pssst. sumone emailed me and called me a "Cam Boy" hehehe. really is that true? I damn sure ain't no boy. I don't really think I'm like anyone else, but if it's a compliment I take it. Thanks.

Ok heres another stupid cam trick n8 interaction: pose as a wrestler .. good or bad "It doesn't matter". Send them to me. I post. Erryting be irie.

Now watch me do it:

Its 1:40 .. now what to do. Oh I go visit my site. :o

Big Up oxoxox Missy xoxoxo. Cuz she sent me new dope fan signs .. ooh I almost forgot ... sexy amber sent me one tooo. Go see them in the fan sign section. Wordwide Big Up!!.

one love.

Shock The Monkey

listen to my voice ... keep scrolling ;)

1 more for Barry and the Giants to go. Nice.

I can't believe the St. Louis Blues (Hockey) are on their 6th string goalie. Yesterday their 5th string goalie went down. They just signed Tom Barrasso, but he's old and injury prone. Wouldn't ya know I had the #1 goalie in my pool, then he went down and I replaced him with their #2. I also had Belfour (just came back from injury) and now I have to release the last of my starting goalies (Sean Burke) he's injured too. It's been only a MONTH and these are the goalies!

Otay I have nothing really to say. Except ... give sum loving to Jocelyn, go cheer her up. Then go give loving to Crystal and cheer her up. Then go give loving to Missy and cheer her up. Then go give Haidee some loving and cheer her up. Geez Louise. Now ... go give my lil brother a visit. What what what! Yes my lil bro/arch nemesis. He finally updated his page .. (weekly thought).

Oh thats abooot it .. except, the meat of my blog is coming in ... audio. This is not even a rant, its a gooood happy SoundBlog. It's my top 3 music picks of the week or so. Hear my dj voice and my real voice .. yeah yaaah! Ok so its a 2mb .mp3 file. So right-click and save target as. Mac people ... uh do what u have to do to download a file. DO NOT LEFT CLICK (normal) the link: Listen to Meeeeeee

:D:D:D

I can't believe how much y'all suck at the guessing game. Hehe. [edit] answers in the comments section of the last post (who dat be) [/edit] . Off to class now. I'll blog when I get home. GO GIANTS.

[edit] If u see unflattering things abooot me in the tag-board, its my friend in my class. BOO JARROD. I wish his site was up so I could return the favor. damnit. So if u see anything bad go email bomb him. hahaha. gotcha Jarrod.. "hmmmm". [/edit]

Our lil battle is done ... that entertained us the whole day. If anyone didn't understand, what was going on. Just childish antics of bored boys being boys. That was one hella funny day and I have no clue what I learned in class.

An actual blog coming soon. I'm typing this as I am live on cam .. if ya missed me .. well 2 bad, I don't go live often ... u also missed my mom's funny face show just now. hehehe. We are a weird family.

Who Dat Be

I should be doing work, but ... I did this instead. These are the "grown up" faces of former TV child stars of the 80's and 90's. Guess who dey be .. (comments section). I'll put the answers in the comments section when I blog nex time.

No u can't enlarge it.

If u figure out the last 4 .. I'll buy u some cheese. To be really cool name the actor, character and show.

Oh and while finding these ... I found this ...

u can enlarge it

Oh and this is the best page in the universe.

Now wasn't that special?

Play Ball ...

Whoa my header HAS to do with my subject. Bizzarro.

Yeah well If you know me or read a bit abooot me, ya know I love sports and mostly baseball. I am a true blue Yankees fan and can't get over the fact that this a World Series without them. Nonetheless, I am still rooting for a team. Guess who?:

2 reasons. San Fran used to be NY Giants. And obviously Barry. I'm not a fairweather fan of Bonds either. He has been my 2nd fave for his entire career, right after Rickey Henderson and before Kirby Puckett. Speaking of Puckett, what the hell did he do? Damnit, he was the good/nice one I liked. Even though I've always been an infielder and a pitcher, those outfielders were my heroes. Bonds hit a 1st at bat homer and I lost my voice already.

Oh yeah, see the cam pic. That was my optimistic pic. The stupid ass cage was actually closed. It never closes. It suppose to close at 9pm. It was 4 when I got there. So I go to my back up. They no longer have a batting cage. Back up # 2, they don't even exist anymore!!! So now what? I got a need to hit and a need to be in the fresh air, cutting away. So I just grab the ol hardball and go to the park field and chuck and swing away. I was hitting by myself, into the backstop for 2 hours. I had fun. I improved my swing too from last week at the cages. I didn't want to hit into the field cuz I didn't want to go grab the ball after each swing, but I was tempted to see how far I could hit. Now the homer fence in the park is about 280ft. Not bad. I didn't even swing hard any time, marginal power and boom! I hit the friggin balls everytime (7 times, till I got bored running all the way back and forth) way the hell over the fence into the middle of the football field right beyond the park. Yikes. I wish I had that power when I was younger. I told Robbie I would of traded in all my speed for this power.

As for the World Series, please somebody shut dumbass Tim McCarver up. I fuckin hate that guy, he has nothing to say. He says stupid Cliff Claven (postman from Cheers TV show) nonsensical facts for no reason. Eff him. For example. JT Snow, the first baseman goes for foul ball and slips, then gets back up and catches it. McCarver proceeds to tell us that, that play is similar to another Series play where a backcatcher went for a ball and it slipped out his glove and the first baseman caught it. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE SAME ABOUT THOSE 2 PLAYS? NOTHING!!!! Shut up, u washed up, never was, has-been, prick. Somebody call Deion Sanders to dump water in his face again. The dumbest part is in the replay, they slow it down and right when JT slips he says "there!". There what???? There he fell? I can see that, u slowed it down for me too, thanks. Is "there" where I am suppose to believe is the exact time catcher dropped the ball into the 1bman? Man, he ruined my happy go lucky baseball post.

Is it possible that I can only rant? Ah well. Shut the fuck up. hehe.

Oh and heres a tip. People keep talking about Vector Art. Its just using Illustrator or a drawing program and making cool ass pics. People who can make them are kewl. The good thing is that they can be resized and not look fuggly. But if ya wanna fake it, and make a bitmap (gif, jpg, bmp) look vectory .. use photoshop. Use the filter: CUTOUT. I use PS filters on my cam pics all the time. A good thing is to copy the pic layer, apply the filter to it, then toggle the transparency so the original can show a bit. That way u can get some original parts of the image. You can even erase some "bad" looking parts too. Try many filters on top too. Otay my lesson is done. BLAHHHH!

AUUUGH!

[edit] Look at this schmuck [/edit]

This is the 8th time I've tried to start this. I h8 my damn computer. Its on its last legs. I should be doing my portfolio. Watch how long this blog will be ... not intentionally... I swear. :)

Was my Guestmap a bad idea? Cuz it don't look like much people signed it ... :( hmmmmm ... BOOOOO. Oh well, big up to muh girl Haidee for plugging it in her own BLOG. Dats Neat-O. Heh. So now I plug Joceyln 's Guestmap ... go feel her map up.

By the way go give Missy sum love, she's had surgery this week. Get betta bebe.

News before my nonsense bloggage. News, no not sniper, war, taxes, sports or "real" news. Jussa MY news. The ones that matter. Ok .. did I build it up properly .. enough suspense ... here it comes. ... aww crap I forgot. hehehehe. Otay, I didn't really, ok Mizzy Miyo made me a cool ass Fan sign .. go check it in the fan sign section. Yes girly I like it and you are very creative and u rock. Next ... I added 3 new peeps to my army (aka the portal) ... Heather, Nat (congrats on ur cam and stuff, missed ya) and Amber who is the cutest thang. We had a short lil IM session and she booosted my ego. Hehe. Thanx girly. :D.

Holy crap this is long and I haven't gotten anywhere yet. So I'm a start now.

First a simple statement. Red Cross has some blood donor campaign going. Well they always had it, but this is the 1st time I talked about it. Well not it , the slogan (just get to the point, boy). Ok this is the slogan "Blood, it's in you to give". FUCK YOU Motha sucka .. It's in me to LIVE. Now I don't wanna be a jackass, but I swear these commercials are like emotional extortion. They make u feel crappy so then u just give it up like its nothing to you. I'm not against giving blood, ya know I just hate the slogan, and the tone. Its like the Plasma Mafiosa is coming after ya. They remind me of the starving kids commercials. Its not MY fault either where you or I was born. Stop bugging meeeee. I'm a student. I'm in my 3rd .. yes 3rd College. Who the fuck is gonna help me? I'm in my 3rd cuz the economy sucks ass and I chose this damn web field in the middle of the dot com bust. Help me. I can help you out later. See, what a good deal. I got car payements, gas, rent, addiction to fine women, and am always haunted and need to go out, did I mention that I have to buy alcohol, "other substances" and also the eventual munchies? On no job? Just freelance work for crappy lil companies that go belly up before I can link them on my portfolio? So who gonna help meee? Is that mean and ignorant? So.

Geez that was suppose to be 1 line.

So I'm watching TV and I see this:

Chicken Motha fuckin' Dance Elmo

WTF is that? Have u seen the commercials? These kids are on crack. Why in the hell is this entertaining? If Bush doesn't kill our ass in this WW3, then the future president who finds this shit amusing. Ok well actually, I was imagining that after some "herbal medications" that shit could be more entertaining than a Cheech & Chong marathon. Ok I take it back.

BUT!!! This is disturbing

WTF is it? Its Wally Getsa Wedgie. Uh huh. If the redneck looking, overbite ugly ass freak face didn't bother you, then hell, the pure idea of the doll won't. It fuckin annoys u with dumbass songs and shit, until u pull up its underwear and give it a wedgie. No joke. Yeah, now bullys have a toy to identify with. Great.

But yo, these toys take the cake. I want one sooo bad. Ooh Ooh each doll has its own cartoon. hahahaha. Fuck, I love the internet.

I figgered y'all need about an extra day to finish that last long ass rant/blog. So I ain't really got nuffin much to say. (Didja know I was an English Major in High School and Freshman year. I guess now I now am a language expert .. the language of swamp slang ... aka . I put eeet all together and make up my own spellings and meanings) My profs would all have a fit if they saw that last line. S'anywayz, Since I ain't saying mucho, I'm gonna add some interaction.

I bit this idea from Chelle who bit it from Nicole, so I figure now, its gonna be everywhere. BUT I got one anyways, cuz its gonna take me a while to build the GBook I wanted anyways.

Have fun.

BTW Transporter is the baddest movie ... ranks high up with Enter The Dragon & Dead Presidents for me. Oh and the girl in the movie ... me luv she.

Grrr .. *&*%$%@! .. Grrr

Now that I've slept, and can smell my Mama's Thanksgiving meal cooking bonanza .. I'm not so vex. (Watching Brittany Murphy giggle on repeat of MTV Movie Awards is also a happy thing). Anyways so let me tell ya'll sum shiiiit. (I'll end with good stuff)

The day started out freaking awesome ... My sexy buddy Tanya who relocated to Calgary a year ago, then I lost her number and subsequently she had no inet connexxion, IM'd me outta that blue. We had resumed right where we left off, interrupting each other during IM's .. there is a delay so it wasn't as potent as our natural conversation. ;) Newayz, she's back in Ontario (about 2hrs away) and working at a rave club ... pretty sweet, she does 3D designs for them .. niiiice. Tanya, if u have gotten past the crosshairs and launch page yet .. umm WAZZZZZZUP. Talk 2 ya later.

See so far, so good. Next me & Robby go check out Sixers vs Raptors. We waited for them to put on a crazy show, they sorta did. Nice Carter alley-oops, Iverson no-look passes. Twas nice. The abso-fucking-lute best part was Halftime. No, not the show. We went outside for a break. Oh another cool ass thing, outside I saw Mr. Black Swan Warren (an original member of our nWo) who I haven't seen in a year. Ok, we all surrounded the motha fuckin funniest crackhead homeless dude. He was preaching and carrying on and saying the funniest shit. He had a crowd. He came up with gems like: "The next Mayor of Toronto is gonna be a Brown skin, Herb Toting (weed smoker), Crack Smoking, Pussy Poking, Don't put it in the bum cuz it ain't fun, crazy motha fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and "I'm and ex-pimp, ex-crackhead, ex-con ... I'm EXPERIENCED!!!" .. oh gosh I was dead, we were all crying. Fuck that was the best half time show ever. So then, during the game I get a call from one of my girlies, she tells me she invited me to some club I never heard of for some VIP party for her friend. I start to ask her where it is and Robby says he knows, so we didn't finish asking. (1st mistake). Fast forward now to 11:54 where Rob parks the car and we start walking to the club. Hmmm, it seems Robby made a mistake, he thought it was the club we always go to. He was wrong. I call my girl ... answering machine. So we start walking around, people ask us where Pearl Lounge is .. we dunno, but we start wondering if we should go there, it seems pretty popular and I'm liking the crowd thats asking, it seems to them that we must go there too. Basically we start walking back to the car area cuz we had an idea, then Rob notes we are such guy's guys that we won't ask for directions and just keep walking around. True True. We had a combined breakthrough. I said lets call a cab, Rob said we'll ask the cab, if its far we take the cab if not we take his directions. The friggin club was right behind us, around the corner from where we parked!

Oh so now we're in line. I'm suppose to call her and then she will get us to bypass the line and get in for free. Call #'s 3-8 = answering machine. Rob wants to go. I want to stay for my girls. Basically at about 1:15 we got in. Problem. Though the bouncer asks us "Who you know" Fuck I knew my friend didn't work there, and I realized I was in the VIP line by accident, we just said "Marco" I figured theres gotta be a Marco working at a club. So yeah we get in, and I never met Marco, but if he's reading this, thanks nigga I ain't ever going 2 ur fuckin club again. We got in and the place was ram jammed, I like that, but I couldn't breathe. I also couldn't find my girls. AT ALLLLL!!! By the time I gave up and decide to just jam and go pick up, they start in on the gay house music. shiiiiiiiiiiit. So we jet. Pissed. So I get home about 3:45. Make that 1st pizzed off tag, then the cam pics.

4:15 My girl finally calls me. I ask her what happened. I told her I was looking for her the whole time after waiting out for so long. I hear her girlies (whom I was wanting to go check, that was my motivation, why the hell else would I wait so long) giggling and trying to talk to me, they were mighty impressed that we got in. Cuz they obviously didn't. Guess where they went? Guess, c'mon just guess. Ok .. Pearl motherfuckin Lounge. AUUGH! Basically she knows she owes me big time. Her sweet baby girly voice melted my anger quickly, as that shit usually does. So me is not so pizzissed. But I was.

Ok It's my blog, journal, rant so I can make it long as I want. So now I just plug away. First Didja see The pic that Jocelyn drew of me? Go to my fansigns section and see it. Also up in therrrre is one of my soldiers in muh army ... Haidee made such a cute fan sign 4 me .. go to fansigns and see it. Also added some more buttons to the links (NOT ME) section. Lastly added 2 more old songs I recorded for a demo in 2000. The sound quality isnt so great but I love my songs, I got so much in my notebooks, I'm gonna re-record some in a studio in 2003. Go to the ME ME ME section and click on the nWo Mu$ick Soundboxx link for my music. I realize the sound quality is horrible cuz it's in real player, not to mention it was originally recorded on cassette, then I had to play it to my MIC on my computer then convert to mp3, then real player. But ah well. Its some of my pre-blog journal musings. (Yeah I used to write rhymes for a journal)

Picture Post oh Picture Post

I usually never post on the weekend, and this weekend is gonna be busy. Canadian Thanksgiving and all. I'm going to the Raptors vs 76ers pre-season game tomorrow. It cost $35. THIRTY FIVE for a pre-season game. I agreed cuz shit its Carter vs Iverson. Ok where was I? Oh yeah picture post and not blogging on weekend. Um today I (get off topic at beginning of sentence) am gonna go see Transporter. I know I'm getting the DVD right away. Its an bad ass maphuckin action movie with a no-name star. I likey. I also wanna see (filmed here at home in Toronto) The Tuxedo with Jackie & JLH, New Bond movie and I'm sorta leaning at Brown Sugar. Speaking of .. is it a love movie or a hip hop movie. This answer will influence who I'm going with .. hehe.

So no u're saying shut the fuck up n8, on wid da funnies. I'm not a machine ya know. Ok ok I am. Hehehe. This weekend actually I gotta finish my portfolio and start design of my asp.net project. Its gonna be a maphucka.

Oh yeah ... GO LEAFS GO!

Otay time for actual postings. On Thursday at school there was some poster/books/t shirt/comics bonanza market in all the open areas on campus. They all looked ratty and dusty. It was like a friggin mobile garage sale (I guess thats a flea market). Anyways It looked like If u bought one product, that's it, outta stock! Anyways me an Jarrod were talking, I ask him what type of shit do they sell there? He says "You know, the typical ... Scarface Movie poster ..."

above my computer
" ... Bruce Lee Posters

I have a BRUCE WALL
" and Bob Marley"

I have Marley Posters in all parts of my apt.

What does that mean? I'm not as unique as I thought. Matter of fact I'm friggin typical. Damnit!!!

So now I look around my room and decided to show u parts that my cam can reach (cuz shit, I ain't as creative 2day ... motherfucka)

My art on my roof

1 of my shelves of Kung Fu videos

Special CD :)

Hardcore match anyone?

Was that entertaining? I dunno. Ya know my exhibionist self just wanted to show off some o' my shiiiiiit.

How many people have their own lil design company (registered or not). I notice that's the new trend. Anyways I've had mine for over 7 years. Yeah I'm a pro. y'all should a figgered that by now. hehehe. Kidding. Anyways I dunno what I wanna do, but I wanna do something with all the cam girl/boy design sites. Rate em, ring em, I dunno. Something. Any ideas?

Go Here and see if u're gonna cause some shit in the future. Atlantic 2005 ... I'm coming for ya!

Awwwww shhhh...

Did anyone see Original Kings of Comedy with Bernie Mac? Yes, no .. anyways. Remember how the Mac man said that the word "Motherfucker" could be used as a noun, verb, adjective ..etc.. its a universal word. U can use it multiple times in a sentence and it makes sense each time the word is used. eg. "That motherfuckin Charlie owes me 3 motherfuckin dollars, from the motherfuckin poker games we played last motherfuckin night at his motherfuckin house. When I see that sorry motherfucker I'm gonna fuck him upside his motherfuckin head." ... umm this post is not intended for children. :)

I'm thinkin about that and I realize there is another word that has multiple meanings too, and shit I use it nuff times during the day ... wait .. I just used it in that sentence. shiiiiiiiit.

Ok so lets get started on today's shit ass vocab lesson:
The traditional usage of the word is, for what it is; a noun (a thing): taking a dump.
Another usage is in a description (adjective) of a thing. But ... this magical word can be used to describe in a postive AND negative way. For example. "You ain't shit" = negative. and "You THE shit" = positive. *note* u must include THE before the word, or ur just shit out of luck. hehe.
Now another way the word can be used in both a negative AND positive way is in an exclamation. For example: "SHIIIIT I just stubbed my motherfuckin toe (yeah! usage of motherfucker is a bonus)" = negative. "Holy Shit! that was dope!" = positive.
Now class lets put it altogether in one sentence: "Holy SHIT your SHIT is THE SHIIIIIT"

Umm shit I can't think of anymore. BTW I thought of this ingenious shit, while I was uh.. well taking a shhhhh.

Right Now I'm happy to note that I'm blogging while I'm suppose to be coding in class, not paying attention, yet my shit works, and my buddies beside me who ARE paying attention need my disk. hahaha. Fuckin gr8.

Speaking of THE Shit. Have u seen my 2 new sections? Inspired by none other than ...

yeahhh boyeeee ... and yeah yeah once more. The cam portal is coming up soon. Not too big. Just what I wanna see. heh. APPLY NOW!!. subtle ain't I?

Now, speaking of just plain old shittiness. I gotta go have my physical tomorrow. Which means no Food & Water from 9:15 pm tonight until 9:15 am. That means no snackies during Smackdown or Baseball. Crappy doo.

HEY D ur a smart cookie. ;)

Random Thoughts

My new fave video is Puddle Of Mudd's "She Hates Me". I'm laughing my ass off watching them freak out. I think the kid in class is my fave part of that video.

Characters in commercials I want to kill:
1. The Dell kid. But everyone else does too. SHOT HIM DEAD!
2. The annoying Subway mother fucker. No not formerly fat Jared. I like him, he's happy. Heh. The other dude, the California, smirky, smug bastard who thinks he is better than everyone else .. ahhhh. SHOT HIM DEAD!
3. Miss Cle-ohhh nevermind.
4. The fuckin guy from "The New TNN" ... I hate the loser suit guy, but the "cool" kid I want him dead. He's not even cool, he's like a pot head, lazy, no date, in-bred mothaphucka who doesn't give a shit. These New and improved country tv people think THAT is cool? Shut the fuck up. Everytime he says something I want to jump through the screen and beat him. You know why he would "do" the klingon chick? Lemme quote Slim Shady "I spit when I tawk, I fuck anything that walks." That's it. SHOT HIM 3 TIMES 3 TIMES 3 TIMES DEAD!
5. I don't really wanna shoot these guys, but rather the writers. It's the preview commercials for Fastlane during baseball. Bill Bellamy does some cheese acting pounding his brand spanking never used glove, yelling yeah yeah. Then the white dude, who's slouching and not paying attention, rolls his head like a chore, and says to Bill, "What we gonna do when baseballs over?" ... HUH? WHAT THE FUCK? Who in the blue hell is watching "their team" and says it so generic? I know I know its suppose to be generic, but at least put some heart into it. I mean Bernie Mac's baseball tweener promos are brilliant and funny. SHOT THE WRITERS DEAD!!
6. In Canada, we have these stupid McCain Pizza commercials (frozen pizza u bake at home) and the gist of the commercials are the hosts make pizza and the guest love it and the always say "mmm I love takeout" and the host always bellows "It's not takeout". 2 things. Who the fuck says "takeout" wouldn't u say Pizza Hut, Domino's, Pizza Pizza ..etc.. And then why in the blue hell is the host so adamant about it? Who cares, let them eat the pizza, u should care about ur guests rather than what the fuck u heated up. Only cry if u made the fuckin thing from scratch. Dumb mothaphuckazzz. SHOT THEM DEAD!!

Whoo, otay I'm relaxed now. heh. I wanted to rant about that for awhile. So now happy shiny things: First go to my Soundboxx, tell me how good I mix and/or sound. heh. Second, see that girl in the tag-board, <-- Prachin, I dunno how she found me but shit, she's cute. Um yeah, Prachin ur cute. ;)

In the past 3 days I've re-designed my portfolio layout 6 times. Ok I'm gonna go back to it now. but first, my MIA list:
DAINJA, MS. Perfect where r uuuuu? | Stephanie I miss our chats. | cK, ok I know were u are, I just talked to u. But ur still missing online.

Ok ok now this is the last thing. Umm should I make a cam portal? I dunno, would u join? Ok later

Touch Me, Tease Me

[edit] I put the mix online and u can hear one of MY songs. Go launch the nWo Mu$ick Soundboxx in the blatant phataganda section [/edit]

That title has nothing to do with anything, I put that song (Case & Foxy Brown) in the new mix, and it won't leave my head. I'm hungreee.

I felt so damn sick yesterday after the Yankees lost. I mean physically sick. I don't even wanna watch baseball now. Frick, and Bonds & Giants actually are losing. I'm gonna have to go for the Cinderella Cards & super Cinderella Twins, but my heart's not in it.

Eh yo, wanna hear a ffffffucked up dream: For some reason my pops, sis and I are at some apt., I assume its one of theirs. So we all have to leave but I'm hungry (yes even in my dreams) I go to get some OJ, a pita and some loose meat. I drop the meat in the toaster oven (I dunno why I think thats gonna cook it) anyways, all of a sudden it starts to grow and crazy bugs surround it (thousands) the meat fat turns into this giant yellow/white ball, its bumpy, it looks like a brain. It rolls out the toaster and starts growing and more bugs. I'm just watching. Then the middle spurts out blood and it drips and drops off the counter and rolls to my sis feet (she was sitting at a table). My dad says this is normal. Its a like a cancer ball or some disease thing in a cow. Even in my dream I'm thinking, this is not normal, why are they selling meat with this shit. No one else seems to wonder this.That's it. I dunno what the fuck that means.

I'm gonna eat cereal. French Toast Crunch!!

My skin is so smooooove. Thought I'd share that wit ya.

My girl --- friends are crackheads. They make me laugh way the fuck too much. 3 hot ass chicks and me ... this is how I go to clubs. Whole freaking night guys come up to me, either they are shy as a mothafucka and want me to help them mack my friends .. or shit, they wanna mack me. WHY CAN'T GIRLS DO THAT? The worse part is that I thought that being with fine ass chicks, means that other fine ass chicks would come up to me. No. Hell no. Either they think I'm gay. Damnit. Or they give bad looks to my girls and then they just don't wanna come over, or I'm drunk, don't pay attention and am busy with my homegirls. Shit I really do need my homeboy up here. That way we can scout, I can leave and walk around knowing where my home base is, and I don't look like the "safe" guy girlies hang with. Don't even think I should tell my other boyz to come, fuck that. They have no tact. When I need to get stupid and crunked ... thems my homies. Shit man, I need a girl to ride ride ride.

Another thing, Jo' Mama is the gr8est. w00f w00f!! While I'm on AIM with her, she writes a whole blog entry dedicated to plugging meeeeeee. You gotta like that. It made my day ... well before the Yankees lost. Anyways, Yeah I do talk alot of shit, when I wait to blog. BUT ... JO'MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Ok I'm just gonna link this whole paragraph.

Oh I might redo nWoMusick to have just my mixes and my demos (yeah I rock mics) ... stay tuned. Oh anyone know where I can broadcast a radio station for free? Live365 is a paid site now.

I got it from Jo' Mama

Yeahhh boyeee. Muh Ma' (say that 3 times fast) Jocelyn, answered the call. BUT NOT YOU!!! BOOO erryone who don't send me lovin'. Heh. Much props to tha ch1ckster.

When I finish my projects, shit I am like friggin unfocused mannn. I should either finish my portfolio or my nex super mix. I'm leaning towards the latter.

Fuck, I think my right index finger is broken. It's my typing finger. Yes ONE. Shaddup.

When I sit on my couch the Yanks .. get rocked. I move to my playoff chair .. Yanks come back. Hehehehe. Last night was dope. Me, Mikey and Bully Beef resumed the yearly 1st game of Yankee playoffs traditional beers and wings at Sports Cafe. Mikey counting down how many OUTS we have left, every inning, until the World Series is ours, was ... classic.

I got a question: What y'all want? I mean since I'm not really a link hog and haven't been on the [edit] errrrrrrrk .... SORIANOOOOOO just blasted a game-leading 2 run shot!! YEAHHHH!!! [/edit], umm what was I talki.. oh yeah. Haven't been on the super hype popular sites like erryday, so naturally the hits go down. BUT why? Nuff people love the layout, but uh is muh site just a 1st time visit site, no return type of site? I dunno, whazzthadillyo. What do ya wanna see here. Don't say shit like pr0n or illegal downloads or gory gross out shit. Let the other "e/n-camboys" do that. I'm originooo. 'cept ... I uh dunno what to do. Dun with that topic now.

Since I'm unfocused still .. maybe I'll ask y'all for more shit. My nex project is suppose to be this crazy ass huge mahfuckin site. Its gonna incorporate a store, auction, messageboards, and a virtual help desk, to name a few. It's suppose to be about a "service" like travel agent, ticketmaster, exercise studio, medical advice ...etc... But I dunno what type of service to do that would fully explore those main items I mentioned earlier. So what kind of service site have u seen online or wished there was one? Help a brova out.

BTW it's 1 month and 6 days till my birfday. errybody else puts theirs down