Hey yo, after a few days of crazy stress (which i'm still in) ... I decided to type. Thanks for all the love with the bloghop ratings ... (blatant plug), I still can't believe some people actually hate my site. How is that possible? Heh. Jokes. The crazy stress I'm in .. has to do with well ... $. School + no job + $750 bill/month for a year with no income (not incl. visa & other small bills) = I'm screwed. My 2 years of salary has dwindled to nuffin. I dunno what to do. I'm gonna have to eBay shit. But what to do for August? I have no clue.

Ok on to other shit. I noticed how some people rated me low on the blog hop thing only after I inserted my little edit dissing the Pope. Eff u fool fools. Pope still sucks. I was in the bank and this lady actually comes back to the teller and says "You gave me to much money ... the Pope really got to me". Oh geez. Shaddup. What did he do for u while u stood outside the frickin chapel and never got close to his tired ass. What he did is screw u out of money that was rightfully not urs. By the way tell me u are not laughing when u see that giant hat breakin his neck when he speaks? "I'm a little tea-pot short and stout. Tip me over and pour me out." hehehehe.

Ok I'm done with that. U might know I love American Idol. I like booing the dumbass guys mostly. In half-hour I will get to boo RJ for the last time. I wish I could kick the frickin hosts off. I h8 dem. They are so bad. The American public would a boooed them off on day one. Especially this fool. Which mean .. mean .. hate the world person, convinced him he had talent? Simon is the man. Everybody knows this. I'm beginning to hate Paula Abdul. She is so fraud, her performer-sympathy is getting in the way of her judgment. At least Simon tells RJ that his sound "Is good for a boy-band, American Idol ... no". hahahaha. Big Up Simon!

Last thing, I'm listening to Stern this morning and they say E! is gonna put a reality show like the Osbournes based on ANNA NICOLE SMITH. I wish I got E! Just listening to her mad antics, I can tell this is gonna be funny as hell. Howard hit it straight on the nose, when he mentioned that the Osbournes is funny because its Ozzy being Ozzy and he has no idea why his show is funny or succesful, he just is. Same with Anna. Pure Entertainment. Now, listening to Opie & Anthony show (a rerun) Andrew Dice Clay calls in and rambles on about him being at "Ground Zero" (this is October 2001 - a full month later) he also called the press to tell them, and made a big deal out of the hat. Anthony said he was the 2nd last celeb to get a NYPD hat, cuz Carrot Top announced he was going in an hour .. hehehehe. Anyways. He had a nervous breakdown and was going crazy .. It was funnneeeeeeeee. Now to the point n8 to the point ... they said Dice would be a good reality/celeb show. I agree on that too! Now who would you want to see? (comments below please). My choices: James Brown, Mr. T and Tony Randall.

Ok I'm hungry now.

Wha Gwaan? Longtime no Blog. Well my moms bday jam was an unqualified success. She was insanely shocked. The tent was 2 houses long, DJ's, drunkeness, pure jams, mad people. We party, we fete, we caribbeans can throw a jammie jam. Speaking of the ... party ... um, sort of. sumbuddy is down here until Caribana dun. He surprised my moms too. I'm actually waiting for his ass to ring mi cellie, so I can pick his ass up.

Mad mad education gwaanin in my class ... that means I'm learning me some good stuff. I'll be done a full user & admin php/eCommerce PHP/mySQL site by ... drumroll please ... next week. * cough * cough * yes. Congratulate my ass.

I can't wait for Caribana to start, that's my soca tunage is getting amped up. A new megamix is on its way. I'm thinking of an eBay store for my sick mixes. Since the Live365 radio shows went down, gots no place to run tunes, so ... dunno.

That damn hits thing, ain't doing shyte. So how do you get hits? How the fuck do those camgirls and those guys get their crazy ass hits? Portals, rings, kiss assing? Do guys have to link porn and cam portals of girls 5-10yrs younger than them, have sick/pr0n/gore/warez forums and site contents? Is that the only way? How do they get the hits in the first place? I confused. I have basically a regular blog with my retarded and I know its funny (sumtimes) rants, cool art with chick shit, links to my insane amount of other sites of cool shit. So uh, where my hits? Oh shit, this is sounding like when Howard Stern and Opie & Anthony rant about their rankings and status. Y'all muddasuckas don't care about this shit, but I'm just asking, how?

Aiight you want content, u got content ... the wallpaper site/ DoggPapern8 has been updated with quite possibly my 2 favorite wallpapers: both about sexy ass young'n' Renee of agali.net. One collage about her sexy ass in a bikini and the other just straight cam slaps for personal slapping. Check em.. I wonder how long one of her minions will find them.

More thought content: question. Most guys either know alot about cars and nothing about sports, or alot about sports and nothing about cars, or a blended mix of both with no expertise. Myself I'm the sports guy, my bro is the car guy, Kelvin too. My question is; what's more manly/guy-like? Does it matter? How come the car guys have no interest in sports whatsoever and us sports guys vice versa. Except for car racing, thats all we have in common. I like the competition and the names and the teams and shit, the others like the cars and motors. New question: where the fuck is he now?. Next question: For a show all about models and beautiful people, why are all the people on this show ugly and old?

[edit] Ok well blogger messed my post up, so I had time to think and record thoughts. I actually had so many rants. But I forgot. Anyways. Today, this week or whatever is World Youth Day in Toronto, and The Pope is here. Whoopdy frickin doo. Eff the Pope. Honestly people, what has he done for you? Inspiration? Eff that, anyone can be inspiration, especially when he's made out to be the choice of inspiration by more of your "leaders" who look down on you. This World Youth day is garbage. I'm christian, not catholic, but still, I don't like this. Crazy fuckin traffic, media time devoted to this when the local news could be filming hot chicks lounging on the beach on these hot sweaty days. Bah humbug. [/edit]

Look heres some hotness, the "divas" of the WWE went on a beach, wore skimpy clothes, posed and made a site to wack to. Here. Good Good Stuff.

So much stress for my mom's huge ass, 50th surprise party tomorrah. She has no clue it'll be so good. About 200 people, DJ's, catering, the whole 9. Yes, we're good kids. I can't believe we've keep it a secret for 3 months already. Even my crazy aunts from the States, have been down here for a week and we've kept them apart.

By the way check the art attack section, I've actually updated some stuff. 2 more Stills Shows; Avril Lavigne shaking her naked punk ass crack at the 2002 Much Music Video Awards, and Jennifer 'Juggs' Hewitt shaking her .. well .. Juggs in the golddigger movie Heartbreakers.

In class we are almost done making a Contact Management System. Whaddat? Its php & mySql creating a system to add, view, modify & delete contacts and records in a database Online (through a browser). Its dope. I'm gonna edit it later and create my own guestbook. Screw trying to look for an editable one. Get String was so good back in the day (3 months ago). I might link the old sparklit one in the meanwhile.

Ok back to class now.

ps. sumbuddy is on his way here for the jam and for a caribana vacation.

Earlier today, aviation officials in the Bahamas revealed new details about the tragic plane crash that claimed the life of singer Aaliyah as well as eight others last August. The latest details surround pilot Luis Antonio Morales Blanes, and an autopsy that has revealed that he had traces of cocaine and alcohol in his system at the time of the crash. Ironically, Morales had been sentenced to three years probation on charges of crack cocaine possession just 12 days before the crash. The aviation department has also said that the aircraft may not have had certain wiring modifications that had been required since August 1988. On top of all the new information regarding the crash, investigators have said that the plane was almost 850 pounds overweight. In May of this year, Aaliyah's parents filed a lawsuit against Virgin Records, alleging that negligence and recklessness caused the plane crash.

That's what you write about when you can't think of anything. Ah well, American Idol, Kelvin and I both agree she is the show's favorite (and ours too). They put her on last (twice) and give the best reviews. Also we like she and she. We also agree that this ugly muddasucka should be the phantom of the idol. So sorry, buddy, I know you can sing ... but yack. You are Muttley from Hanna Barbera. Frickin mutt-ugly. What? you saying "I" should talk? Yes I should.

Hey kid, I made you a button to ur titles page. It's in the not me section. Oh and your SimLeague too.

I'm trying out a mass traffic link .. click it please ...pleeeease. Otay enough of that. Anybody know of any other ways? Wait ... no one frickin comes here, so who am I asking? If people did, I wouldn't need the links. Shux.

Finally the lil #4 tribute is up ... take the lil banner below, c'mon do something for the lil guy.

Longtime no blog. So the project is done. Its nice. Ya know. Ok so anyways ...

Saturday was crazy. Go down to Hooter's with Mikey, BULL, Rob & his friend John. Rob was drunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk and being hilariously obnoxious. Tara (our bouncy waitress) said we were amputees, because for some reason couldn't pour our beer and she had to do it. Heh. Rob kept calling for gigundo bresseses Rosalla ... but kept calling her Ros-(insert totally different names). He was killing us. The next table over had these English chaps. Around drinking age, having their vacation. The worst/best thing they could do was yell "chug". Rob got involved, called them wusses, somehow we started betting on them and became the feature attraction of the upstairs patio, basically got booted from Hooters.

Next stop, we're taking these vacationing young'ns to see some nekid women. FILMORE's. Oh me rass, I thought these kids were gonna ream all over the stage. We showed them the lie down get ur face grinded by cooch stuff. It was freakin hilarious. Too funny. Picture 10, 17-19 yr old vacationing English boys with a naked women parading right in their face. Jaw drop whole time ... so funny. When the strippers were chillin with us, they thought we were Gods, that was even more funny. Too bad CJ got hosed, the bad kind. Me & Rob each bought him a lap dance for his B-Day. thats 2 dances plus upstairs fee. Fiddy bones. Ok so me & Rob paid 30 each. CJ was up there for sooooooooooooooo long. He said it was 5 dances, she said 9!!!! oh my goodness. On top of our 60 he paid a Bill & change .... geezus. He was pissed and naked women weren't so appealing to him anymore. Me and John kept chillin with the strippers and laughing at him .. hehehehehe. Ok so Rob says lets go to some beach party on Cherry beach ... near the DOCKS, not at the Docks near it, for free. You think we are free and clear yet, nope. Filmores IS Robs joint, but he didn't leave a tip, he didn't pay enough and all because the waitress never showed him her tits. Drunken bastard, hehehe. Yellings goings on and basically Rob is banned from Filmores. So uh in one day, Rob was kicked out of Hooters and banned from his strip joint. Jokes.

The party was garbage. It was too far to walk, only gay house music, 20 people. The garbage party was not the story. The story is John (Rob's friend) lost his phone. I had mine. Johns on vibrate mode, but it blinks when called, so I kept calling. We thought Rob was helping us look, ahead. After 15 minutes we gave up. Started calling for Rob. No answer. I call him on his celly. Rob is IN A FUCKIN CAB GOING HOME!. WHAT??? You jackass. Then he doesn't tell the cab to stop. He keeps going. Me & John decided, if he doesn't remember he gets a punch in the gut, if he does, straight to the face. By the way we lost a member at each stop. After Hooters, Mikey left. After Filmores dejected CJ left. Rob left us. And since I needed a cab to the subway to my car, John left mid cab ride. I was the sole survivor.

Last thing, I heard Justin Timberlake is now dating Janet Jackson ... wait a minute? What? Dude, is the man. If there ever was a hottie, hotter than Britney to move onto ... Janet is it. Dayuum.

I'm gunnin with my javascript project. I won't be done for Friday. I don't think the rest of the class will be either, but they started earlier and are doing easy stuff. PHP is so fun and easy. Well for now, after day 2.

Kevin Nash is out for 6 months after tearing his left quadriceps muscle ON the day he returned to ring after 5 months off for an elbow injury ... hahahahahaha. I don't care if he is nWo. Actually all the people who are in the real nWo, I don't like. Man to me, the nWo is really me, him and him .

I get like no response or this site, why do I still do it? I have no clue. Ah well. Lates.

Hey, the dude at the pet shop said I can just leave lil #4 in the cage and wait for him to "dry out" ... uh huh. It won't smell. Otay if u say so. Stick cotton balls in his dried up belly, pin his legs onto styrofoam and voila! a very brittle exoskeleton of a formerly lazy, but cool ass scorpion. I already propped his stinger up, dude said its gonna be really brittle, so be careful.

Otha news, PHP nah start yet. I forgot Monday is graphics crap class. Thats dun. P-H-P .. hehehe. I started making my javascript project, its due on friday, we had 3 weeks notice, I'm the last to start, and they all (class) think mine is still the one to watch for. Me too. I had roadblocks, but now it's PURE GENIUS. Yet, I tried to do the rollovers, swaps from my head, then from notes, I can't remember ... my notepad can't tell me the proper line, I'm tired so dreamweaver nah help ... me now. I wait for class and do what I did ..... BEFORE I took a class, and cut-n-paste .. (at least it was my code to start with).

Sosa tired himself out in the Homer Derby, but he friggin crushed some taters in the 1st round, the 2nd round he hit one OUT OF THE STADIUM. Then Yankee magic take over and Giambi wins it. heh.

Big Bad Booty Daddy 3: The Summertime treat, is dun. Yep the 3rd installment of my super summer club/radio bangaz is finally dun, and its got some Caribana stylees pon it.

Umm at the pet shop ... I was by the lizards and I smell something stink, I look to my left, some friggin fat ass kid stank of B.O. ... BADE UR SKIN u friggin high school kids, get out of the sun and tek a bath, u stink. U rass smell worse than a freakin dutty lizard who lives in his shit and piss. Yack. Speakin of ... On Raw .. I see Booker T. sweat and talk, and I can smell his dutty stink through the TV.

No I don't have issues.

If anyone is looking for pictures of #4, I will post them later this week.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST LIVE STREAM OF ALL TIME: Herd of the Star Wars Nerds.

[edit] My Scorpion is ... dead. Yes, my beloved "#4" the illest pet seems to have, well stiffened up. I looked today and saw that muddasucka in the pose in same place as yesterday. This is not really uncommon, but I decided to pour some water on him, and blow air and then poke him. NOTHING. The stinger is limp. He's lying on my McD's "Scar" from Lion King figurine. I am in between blah/pissed and sort of sad. I still hope that lazy sucka is resting, but if he don't move in the morning, I'll be pissed. [/edit] Theres actually a lot of shit gwaanin today, ok it already happened but ya know. Anyways, Respect and R.I.P. to arguably the greatest hitter in the history of baseball. Arguably cuz Pete Rose, Tony Gwynn and Rod Carew might have something to say about that. Also he was a Red Sock, but he was cool.

Uh, I'm watching glimpses of whatever that movie is with Alicia Silverstone and Brenden Fraser. I just saw Alicia on a talk show, damn she's cute. I miss her. Hey, as a matter of fact she was on Batman & Robin on TBS yesterday. crap got off topic.

If you thought that you silly nasty americans were not even gross enough to win your own hot dog gorging contest, get this, there is an actual FEDERATION OF COMPETITIVE EATING. Shut up Kelvin, I'm NOT the Champion of that. You too beyotch.

Didja know Nas vs Jigga, Shady vs ... uh everyone, isn't the only big hip hop beef. The mayor of Nellyville & The Blastmaster have been taken shots at each other, and uh, sorry Mr. Parker, you lost. Nelly's garbage ass lyrics still dusted your tired old man I need to be famous again weak shots. That, my friends is so sad.

By the way, Nas - Murder Inc. Taking over the world.

Oh ya, hahahahahahaha ha!

Um for some odd reason I feel to start a cam portal (even though I rarely update my own cam), so if anyone wants to join, send me a "fan sign" and a linkup and I'll hook ya up. Email or drop line in comments or tag-board. Lates.

Yeah, my "day" off. I should be doing my javascript project. But most likely I won't. I'll do bank shit, listen to mp3's and watch pr0n. Yeah ok, so I'm just gonna watch pr0n.

I had the reversest convo with lil miss perfect, yes reversest is a word, it means we are taking on the roles of each other. I said it, so it's a word. The convo was basically reverse, cuz its 2 am - FRIDAY over in NZ and its 10 am in Can. Usually its my insomniac ass typing absurdities at her in her early morning. But ya know ... I uh ... uh ... still talk shit, whether I'm sleepy or not. But it was funny to see her talk nonsense, library? cha'right. (kidding).

So what did I really do today. Updated nWo Returns page. Obviously the Rebirth section. Dats it. Fuck, The Price is Right is such a crappy show.

Rant: nWo Radio and nWo Live Mixx will no longer be airing in 1 month cuz ... the RIAA fucked Live365 and Internet Radio:

The Librarian of Congress handed down a decision that set these rates at half of what the CARP had recommended (.07 cents, per song, per performance, per listener). All broadcasts will be charged a monthly, across-the-board Royalty Administration Fee (RAF) of $5, starting August 1. The intention is to keep it as affordable as possible for all. P.S. You will have a grace period of thirty days to make your decision. - ah well, enjoy it while you can.

Cujo is gone. Belfour is a Leaf. That sucks.

Right now I am so frickin bored in class. Oh yeah it's break now. I am the only one done a crappy table/form to be prepared for a validation-script jobby. I am so sleepy.

2 weeks until Kelvin gets a ladder beating worse than Taker vs Hardy.

Aiight I got nothing of value to say ... again. L8r.

Large Up Canada

Ok, fine, u muddasuckaz, the day is dun. Me nah care, large up nonetheless. (is that one word?)

Large up my sis, its her one yr anniv. They came through, and we had a lil happy happy party. Ya know.

Now, the post is late, cuz well I actually woke up at 8 am ... What? yes 8, school schedule in me. Anyways, I blogged, Rogers dun me (Rogers is my ISP) and I lost it. [edit] maybe it wasn't Rogers, FUCKIN Blogger dunned on post. Lucky I got smart and saved to notepad (as I type this) [/edit] Blast, not a good start. Aiight so, it was a promising start, possibility of going to CHIN picnic or watch Kardinal Offishall perform at Downsview Park with a FREE BBQ. But guess what I did. Nuttin.

The weekend was good still, hang out, BBALL, check downtown watch the Pride Parade. Ok, that part was not so good. Damn Rob had an asterisk to his promise of "naked lesbians" ... He didn't say "hot naked lesbians" and I paid for that. I saw things I should not have seen, from both sexes. It was still a fun vibe. Toronto can't be fucked with when it comes to summertime festivals and jams. Speaking of ... Carabana come in 1 month. Blasted Rass comes is 2 weeks, for jump up.

So if there wasn't any reason to diss BET, here are some more; 1) They promote the hell outta Scarface world premiere video on Monday July 1st at 6pm on BET. Nuttin. You blasted rasses you. 2) During Murder Inc.'s performance of Down For You, Vita cussed ... and it was perfectly censored. Wait ... uh, I thought it was live? LIES LIES, RASS DEM. 3) Today, no Free ONLY AJ, wait, you don't understand, ONLY AJ.

You what was bad about the Murder Inc. performance, me had to go to the bathroom, and I only heard it. I missed Ashanti ... me luv she and Charli Baltimore me like she. Blast. Bounty made that song for me. "Born as a sufferah" ... [edit] I am so vex now, BET has the audacity to keep running the "world premiere" Scarface video commercial STILL saying 6pm, July 1st. Maybe its for 2003, and they are so ahead. [edit inside edit] uh ok, face is AT 106 n Park ,which starts to air at 6pm. It's 7pm now, and they will debut the video ... anytime now. At least Face is crackin on AJ.[/edit inside edit][/edit]

Blatant phataganda alert: Go here to "Get Yourself Reviewed" uh ohhhhhh. They should be up again, and are about to review me, so I plug them ... again.

I feel so yack. Hmm I need to balance it out. DON'T go visit this blasted fool. But you can visit the most famous cam girl in world. Like she needs anymore plugs or hits, but ya know, this is one frickin nice up layout. It deserves a quintessential n8 statement: PURE GENIUS.

Hey-zeus kryzz, Ashanti and Chuck B'more are fine.

Do I have anything else to say? Nah. I'm gonna go look for mu$ick and wait for Raw to start.