Ok I give u more useless news. The King of All Media Howard Stern is promoting his latest super fight: Joey Buttafuoco (sp?) vs She Beast Nicole Bass. I heard Joey this morning and he's actually training. I forgot the link. This is gonna be funny. Stern started this celebrity boxing shit with Crazy Cabbie vs Angry Black, then Geraldo vs .... crap I forgot (Geraldo won) and most recently Stuttering John vs Crazy Cabbie. I'll give u a link anyways. Making fun of baba-booey is always good.

I don't have mucho to say. This time. Heh. Jocelyn & Miyo u girls are so friggin cute. Hey Ma, if u had a button I'd link ya .. btw I'm the true BOTM... heh.

Umm .. I ask again .. wheres my fan signs. No one loves me ? Fine then. Don't make me do a strip show. U don't want none of dat.

Bored? Go play BATTLESHIP (in muh downloads). I'm gonna ... eventually do an update to the cam archives ... eventually. Why do I pose with thats sour face all the time? Ah well.

Ok so my fave time of year is here: Baseball Playoff time. So heres muh predictsheeowwnnssss.
A.L. - Yankees vs Angels.. come on now. Yankees. I like the Halo's but shit u can't beat the Yankees. Look might as well tell u I think the Yanks are gonna win. I always think they are, cuz I'm a die hard. Otay otay.
Twins vs A's. Fuck the A's. Minny is it. I like the Twins for the same reason I liked them in early 90's. The Centre Fielder. The Original Twins had my nigga Kirby Puckett, these Twins have Torii "How 'bout that" Hunter. Done.
Twins vs Yankees.. umm see above.
N.L. - D-Backs vs Cardinals. Destiny and Drama wins. Cardinals are fueled by Jack Buck and D Kiles deaths. The D-Backs are hurting with losses to their entire offense.
Braves vs Giants. Bonds .. no bandwaggoning bullshit (I will take out my 91 glove with my Bonds drawings inside) Bonds is my 2nd fave player of all time. After Rickey 'The King" Henderson and before the aforementioned Puckett. But Bonds is gonna Ernie Banks. What? He's Hall of Fame bound but he ain't never going to the World Series. The Braves have everything and they scare me.
Cards vs Braves. Braves .. done seal it up.
Yankees vs Braves. What? Ya know the deal. Yankees in 6. Bring that trophy back East. Arizona get the sand out and polish our trophy .. nah mean.

I'm done.

Eh Yo ... Guess who's bizzack.

The reason why I haven't blogged in awhile is cuz of the crazy work I had to do for my .asp project (and well fitting in drinking & clubbing times too.. ya know). So if y'all wanna check the project out (got some bugs still but hey I presented already) check it here. Might as well go chck out my .php one from last month too. BTW Both sites have admin sites which I can't link up here. They are all based on cookies and sessions too. They are unique cuz the entire carts can be adminned from the browser without ever touching the real database.

So heres some friggin funny ass shit that happened during the presentations. I had like 2 hrs of sleep, so when I got to class I was basically sleeping on the keyboard. The 1st presentation was 1 hr long, as opposed to the regular 15 min. Sleepy time. The 3rd presentation was from my friend Ron who is like large up in skills. I wanted to check his shit out, cuz I know he's coming widdit. But yo .. I couldn't last. My teach was actually evaluating right BESIDE me. I'm huddled up in my jacket, hat down, zzzzzz. Next thing I know I get a tug on my arm. It's my teacher and she's laughing. She says "I had to wake you up, cuz you were snoring and It might distract the class." Ded. I was so awake after that. I was laughing on the inside so much I couldn't sleep no mo'. Right after that she tells me that my shit is of the highest calibre and any recommendations I need she'll give. I couldn't believe that. I was killing myself. Wasn't I the dude YOU had to wake up from snoring in your class? Shit I'm loved. Heh.

Did I mention I love school. Fuck I wish I was a professional student. I hate the cold ass 'real world'. Anyways, another reason why I love school. PUB. Finally the pub opened in school. Yes I know nuff universities and colleges have pubs in the school, but yo I've only been to technical trade schools and design schools. We have one goal: to learn. So this shit is maaad fun. Right away I went and had a couple of beers with Ron & Yoda. NICENESS to have beer in school and I don't have to go in the rain. Reminds me of high school. Hehe.

Last night was Ms. Soca's bday and dinner/party. I missed my Sushi Twinz. Got my dancing on, but umm.. It's not fair. The hottest freaking girls are with me. I mean I go with them, they are just my friends. So they get mad pick ups and hook ups and I just take them home. BOOOO. Since I'm the only guy, I don't have the 'pack' mentality (when I'm with them) of just approaching, I dunno why. That's just one thing. The other is the nice girls dance and bounce and act all cute when that blasted house and new euro shit plays. I can't dance to that shit. Well I can, but I don't wanna. So I have like no fun, I just drink, scout the place. When my Urban and Island vibes come on ... scatter. The girlies are gone and it's a penis parade. Of course my home girls never stop, so they jam with me. Then I get 'brotherly' and scout the guys to see if my girls need help, forgetting that this is MY girly scouting time. Bah. The ideal situation is my homeboys and homegirls together. That'll never happen. My girls and muh boyz don't mix. I'm like the perfect link. Errybuddy loves me. Hehehe.

Ok other shit. I can't find a good counter still. Miyo and Jocelyn have good ideas ... but I thought of those already and they didn't work. But thanks for the love shorty's. ;)

I can't wait for the next FOX B-Celebrity spotlight show: CELEBRITY BOOTCAMP. Recruits Include: Traci Bingham, Coolio, David Faustino, Kato Kaelin, Lorenzo Lamas, Fabrice Morvan, Tiffany, Vitamin C, Barry Williams and Nikki Schieler Ziering. Barry Williams (Greg Brady) is the champ of celebrity shows. Fear factor and Celebrity Boxing and now this? Bud Bundy (Faustino) is gonna be in it .. yeahhh. Oh and .. Fabrice Morgan is Milli or is he Vanilli? Oh well I gotta hear the drill instructors diss him. I think that Nikki chick is a nobody, I mean I think she's some sort of model, but her fame is she married Steve Sanders (Ian Ziering) from 90210. It's on Fox, Monday 8 pm. Watch it.

Oooh boy almost done. See what happens when I take days off? So much shit to blah blah aboot. My comments section from YACCS is not counting cuz I need to upgrade, but I can't, cuz the thing they say I need I don't have. So keep commenting, even though it won't say how many, it still records. Ok later.

psst. I'm blatantly asking to send me fansigns .. I'm a link u up

Wha wha wha ... I dunno why I'm getting mad hits but I like it. Ok maybe I do. Heh. From Her and Her. I like dat. Big up Teresa and Chelle. Anyways as we proceed.

I was gonna show some pics that'll f up ur eyes, but, I gotta jet. My dad 50th B-day was yesterday and the folks came back from a casino-fest weekend, so the fam dinner out is ... in about 5 minutes.

Um I love my freakin car. Yeah my dad just gave some butta tarts, they (folks) aint ready yet. I got sum time.

CK was right, cloudy days look like they is leaving me. I just got an insurance cheque from the accident from the suzuki dealership. (The jeep was leased, so I thought I was gettin nuttin). Its a bad mawphuckin cheque too. I was broke 1 month ago, then it got worse with no car, tickets galore. Then ... new car (that erryone likes) and $$$ back from the accident (+ i aint gotta pay those suzuki rates no more) so I can breathe ... and jam. Niceness.

Rewiiind ... selectah ... My parents casino fest landed them at all the casinos in Ontario in 3 consecutive days. --- [edit] This is 4 hours after I started because of: [/edit]

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Ok rewind the rewind, so my folks went casino parading and they got about 3 gs .. Nice huh. Shit that story seemed so interesting 4 hours ago. ah fuck it.

Fellow Canucks ... remember her?

Just click it

Fuckity Fuck Fuck .. I forgot what I wanted to say .. damn u Kelvinn!!! Might as well talk about you then. Good luck on your new life in New York. Yeah I know its brief but shit, maybe u will get that MTV job and I'll move there.

Lates. I'll say something actually interesting sometime or another. OH OH .. I forgot .. please sumbuddy gimme a link up to a counter that actually tracks the referrers. The site is a redirected name ya know and its stored somewhere else and well, it always says the referring link is nwon8dogg.nathanbudhu.com ... thats hella annoying. Oh yeah, I need it Fo' Free.

Underestimation of a lifetime

I was just checking out an old Wrestling mag I had. Inside Wrestling - August 1996. Check the pic and see what the headline means.

Thazz it.

Another year, another title for Yanks

What was Saturday's most momentous event for the Yankees? Clinching an AL East title? Or seeing No. 42 toe the rubber? That's a no-brainer. The return of Mariano Rivera carried the day.

That's what I like to see. Yankees running tings in the Fall.

This won't be long, cuz well the last post was a novel and shit I ain't got much to say. Anyways. This is a warning, warning warning ... don't go to clubs with couples and especially if the single girls there are part of shamu-fest 2002. Geezus. I went Savanah, last night fo' free (got 2 more free passes too). The music is always tight. Reggae, soca and urban shit. Nice vibes, but the gal dem is biiiiiiiiiiig, not nice and Beyonce thick, me is talking Starr freaking Jones biiig. Me nah like. If u is bigger than me .. we got a problem. The funny ting is my friends don't dance, but they girls do. So me dancing, running tings as usual, but when a skinny ting walks by she see me with gals dem and peeps and leaves, and my blasted drunken vision doesn't see until too late. I can't even let loose, cuz well u know the girls I'm "with" is not mine they is my boys dem. Shit I miss my dance partna's ... The whole time I'm thinking friggin P. Diddy's tune is my theme song.

Aiight its 3pm .. I'm gonna go eat breakfast now.

Shout it all out

First up to bat I'm a do sum shout-outs cuz I can. 1. Miyo: You are so friggin sweet, u make me smile nuff times. 2. Jocelyn: U make me laugh too much with ur poses and comments. 3: Teresa: Cuz I'm an official Oish Lov-ah (# 6) and cuz ur posts are hellataining. 4. Jerry: Uh u don't know me, but ur a funny muthaphucka.

It's almost my fave sports time of the year. Yankees Playoff Drive, Leafs & Raptors starting up the 2002/2003 seasons. Sweet. I sorta hope John Smoltz of the Braves wins the Cy Young rather than The Diamond Twins. Cuz Smoltz is absoloootleee dominating his new role and is the Braves MVP. Bonds wins # 5 NL MVP this year. Soriano better win AL MVP this year or I'm gonna be vex. Thazz enough sports talk for now.

I'm creatively unblocked, I should go back and do some more .asp work now.

Umm by the way, I already got into a mini accident in the Grand Am. Stop laughing. It ain't my fault. I'm waiting to make a right turn (with Ms. Soca Loco) and this friggin dude hits me from behind. He didn't even get out of the car, just looked at me. He was scared. I had to move my car up just to see if he damaged the car. Just a scratch, nothing really horrible. I wanted him to feel bad, so I started telling him I want him to pay. THEN ... I realized I was in like ghetto-chinatown. Two chinese dudes came out and started yelling at me, telling me not start shit in this neighborhood, and that I'm marked and shit. I said fuck this. I'm too tired to argue for this. So uncharacteristically I just let it go. Soca told me I should have gotten his number. But for what? His insurance is gonna buy me touch up paint? Then she proceeded to laugh at me and tell me I only have had the car for 2 days and I already have an incident.

If that is an incident, tonights gonna be a mooothaaa. I gotta go waaaay up to the boonies for baby cuzn's 16th Bday jam, (theres also an accompanying "adult" jam - yes our family prepares and knows how to party) but I'm a leave early to come back down and go to some house jam (Robby's friend) then go to Savannah for FREE FLOW JAM. (um yes the same free one I missed last week). So um Joc, there mighta be a some minor dd'ing. sorry. I'm safe as hell though, people know this. BULLY reminded me that the police don't know this and um, with my car they are gonna spot me. Damnit.

Survivor notes: I want Shii Ann to win, cuz she said "Ta-Ta's" and it sounded funny to me. I think Jake will though, cuz he cool like dat and he's smart. But I'm secretly pulling for Tanya to stay on as long as she can .. cuz she's cuuute. That's my whole Survivor talk.

I gotta get my dad a gift. His bday is on Monday (I know I'm so last minute, ah well) and Soca's bday is Friday. What to do, what to do. Ok back to work.

Got it. Good.

Not much to say, I hope Blogger doesn't wait until next week to post this .. anyways. Got the car. I love that mothaphucka. nWo 3 was crowned. The pics .. um well they suck, cuz the batteries were not charged and it was about 9 when I got home. So I'll just post a combo of inside and outside pics.

** um click for larger pic. **

Ok, time to eat and get ready for Survivor: Thailand. I should do my .asp shit .. I got 4 sites due on Tuesday. Ask me if I started. Ok don't.

Picture Post

If u were a kid in late 70's and early 80's u might have remembered Bill Cosby's picture post, I think he did it alongside Fat Albert ... I think sumbuddy likes that show .. I wonder who? Anyways this post is based on pix.

First: I Got myself a car. Yep ... looks like this:

Yeah, 99 Grand Am Se .. Thats not my actual car, I pick that up on Wed. I got it for 4 g's cheaper cuz it was used, but used by ONLY the sales dudes as a demo. Pretty sweet. Yeah its full friggin loaded too. Why did I buy american? Cuz Japanese cars = In 2 months I have to file a stolen vehicle report and get a another car. So thazz why.

Oh and theres no way I can afford to go through this again. Why? look below:

While I was browsing dealerships, I saw this on the cover of our local paper.

Can u believe these fools tried to fool people into thinking this is real? The photoshop job is soooo bad, forget the lighting , look at the blatant cut lines! Ah well makes a good post for me.

[edit] I am really hating Blogger screwing up this particular post over and over again: Error 503: Unable to load template file. We're working on this. Please try back later ... ITS BEEN 3 DAYS! [/edit]

Allo. So many times this week, I've been wanting to update here, but I launch blogger and then remember I have sumting better 2 do. What do I have to do thazz better. Shit ... stuff, alrighty. For instance, the reason why I can write this is cuz I finished my friggin PHP project that was overdue and took a month to do. I only did it cuz its going in the College Gallery. Check it here .. The cart (what u can see) is the easy part, the Admin section is the money-maker. Isss loaded. Anyways, Teach tells me YESTERDAY, that I got 2 weeks to make 4 .asp sites. Uh what??? Not gonna happen. Especially since the templ8 basic sites from class I didn't do, cuz well, I was still doing php. Cha. Nah matta, cuz the school fucked up and actually LEARNED to set up .asp servers while we are in class, we got 2 days to do whatveer, so I built 2 basic sites. Nice now I can design. Classm8's of mine haven't started designing yet and they were ahead of me!! Hehehehe.

Ok so car situation: yesterday I called the rental company and asked when I have to give the car back. They say I got a couple of days. 5 minutes later, they call me back and say I have to give it back on the 12th. Umm that's today. Uh oh. My pops said just keep it for a day and he'll pay the $40 rental fee. S'okay. But as of 5pm tomorrah, I'm car-less. So me n muh pops is car shopping for the weekend. I should have one by Sunday for Monday. I'm looking at: from 91-95 .. Honda Civics & Honda Accords (typical yes I know) and Mazda Mx3's. I have to get automatic cuz, the 5spd was fucking up my drinking and clubbin, since I still had to drive. Plus I'm just gonna give the car to my moms when I'm dun with it. NEXT, Insurance fully paid off .. (called me today) so no more dreadful Suzuki payments. But yo I still need a job.

Oh and if u were wondering who that was on my cam last week, it was my homegirl SocaLoco. Made me decide to do a guest starring cam pic of some of the few lucky phatcave visitors. (btw, I know I'm dead sexy [edit] CK I typed this before u IM'd me [/edit] ). Oh I've done 1 fan sign in my life (and then she shut down her site .. heh .. hmmm "it ain't my fault") so um anyways, if u wanna take the Sports Illustrated Cover test and get a fan sign from urs truly .. check me.

Oh, um our class is so behind, the teacher extended the class schedule to another week, after my BDAY to Nov. 14th instead of the 8th. (originally we were suppose to end on the 2nd). Just saying.

Ok my pops just got home and say "This old man ain't going nowhere, me is tired. I just played 6 games of volleyball, sack and 3-legged races and golfed" (He works for the City and they had the 'financial olympics' today .. games for employees) U know me had to go grab the digi cam and tek pictures of his old tired ass (with his participation medal). But that means, I don't get to go car shopping now. Rass I could a gone and played ball or gone out ... This day we paid for the rental, it sits in the garage. Why don't I go out now? I dunno where to go. People have planned me out. BLASTTT. Ah well I gotta do work anyways (I really don't like how that sounds).

Oh and I didn't wanna do no Sept.11th post like every fuckin body, but that doesn't mean it never affected me. U wanna know how? Read here. Go check cK's thought for a 911 tribute that is not cheese.

FYI, it's been 143 days since BULL's last post.

Wow, I have alot to say now. If any of y'all motha fuckerz is in the TDOT area, ya know about Flow 93.5. This the one thing that kills me, is the Flow lingo. FLOWSHEEZY My Neezy, is one funny ass thing, but the blasphemous shit is what they call FlowIcons. The first one was Lauryn Hill (ok ok), but hey didn't she have a CD to be released that weekend?. Next GHETTO CONCEPT .. umm ok fine they are a Toronto group I guess they can be FlowIcons, but hmm they got a cd released the weekend they became Icons too. Next Janet Jackson ... released Hawaii DVD. Next EVE ... new CD. Amerie ... new CD..but w8 ... Amerie is a FlowIcon?? Forget one album, she released ONE song and she's an ICON ... ya'll FlowFuckerz (now that's a term) need to stop this shit. Don't worry it gets worse ... this week more FlowIcons were named .. in addition to Eve u get ICE CUBE and Cedric the Entertainer ...what?????? Yes the stars of the (go figure) *NEW* Movie Barbershop. U know what? Cedric is even worse choice than Amerie ... why .. fuck yes I know hes funny, but umm thats it. This is a radio station. Cedric has even LESS songs than Amerie. He has NONE. RASSS DEM!!!

On the other hand, this was a long ass post, yet it wasn't anything bad at all. niceness.

This is frickin cool.

Umm .. I have stuff to say, but alas, I'm doing homework. Update on car situations: Got tire repaired for $30. So don't have to buy one. I'm fighting all the tickets, so October will be more busier than normal. Still driving the rental since the insurance hasn't told me to stop. I think they are issuing the checks now. I'm going to check my cuz about auctions and getting a garbage car for the time being.

Wha de ass is WWE doing with this Billy & Chuck same sex garbage. Even the crowd was booing. They better make it a swerve or all the momentum they had, is going downhill via these 2 mid card clowns.

This is one of the funniest shows on TV.

Go look at cute cam girls now. 1 - 2 - 3 and one funny ass site.

Sumbuddy is coming back for good in 2 weeks. Future adventures abound, stay tuned.

Oh and wazzup Ms. Perfect (when are u gonna get ur place?), Smurfy (tell me) and Andrea (u work too hard), didn't expect that didja?

Stupid People

I noticing yet again people BOOOOING my site on Blog Hop .. boo u rasses. I guess u like plain boring ass sites. Or just not any h'indians. U suck.

SEEEEEEE I knew it all along: Six body benefits of tea

My contacts are bothering me, I should go tek them off now.

I notice the more things I do, the less I feel to talk about it. So umm. there. Boo me now.