The daily ramblings & musings of the notorious nWo n8 Dogg.

Wednesday, January 29, 2003

I'm not dead

But I feel like it.

Now and then errybuddy has their feeling shit sessions. I'm in mine now. I have a better (or should I say and actual) entry coming, but not right now. I just don't like putting garbage up. So this is my lil ass blahzay blah whatever it is, its not doing me any good, like I thought it would. Fuck it. I'm not dead, message me, go see n8itude, I update that alot. Check EO, where I'm damned sure the Judges and most errybuddy won't understand the subtle messages in all 3 of our messages, in this rounds challenge. U don't have to be Batman, its frickin obvious. moNY has a clue, cuz she's smart. She's having a shit time too, go love her up.

Don't ask me why it's a miserable party for n8, jobless, family moving in, rents blowing up, mostly joblessness. I have more skills than anyone I know, but I'm sitting here. The fuck?

Fuuuuuck. Anyways, I'm out.

Ya 'errrrd me. l8rade.


Wednesday, January 22, 2003

Hey yo ... It's a fuckin Remix

Ooh look only 2 days and already an update. Yeah well. There is only one reason. I'm bored. EO site is mashed up, right after our challenge last night, and I still have to put a playerspeak in before 7. Well I hope the deadline is extended. When me and Alvin were discussing strategies, I as I always do now, shilled n8itude to him. He then told me I should be easily getting more visitors. Why? Ok, this might be only funny to me, but fuck, u r visiting my site so u must read it:

nWophatrass: i do big things, for the hell of it
Bobo Da Grate: you have the skills.. and you've got the celeb-status.
Bobo Da Grate: use it to your advantage.
nWophatrass: i have the what status?
nWophatrass: celeb?
Bobo Da Grate: a minor one at least.
Bobo Da Grate: you can't beat Dr T
nWophatrass: noone knows me
Bobo Da Grate: they should now.
Bobo Da Grate: especially after EO
nWophatrass: oh
nWophatrass: really

I suppose that was only funny to me. Celeb status ... hehehe ... Ah well I'll never know, frickin sitemeter is busted.

Somehow we started talking about Transformers as all 80's kids do, and he reminded me of this classic Megatron quote "Starscream, your incompetence is only overshadowed by your stupidity"

Ok so here's the real reason for this post. I got so hyper to make a new track. I also noticed that Matt & Mike were somewhat inspired by my lil track, that they made their own. So ... n8 gets an idea. REMIXXXXXXXX. Yep, I took Matt's track, and Mike's track, made my own wu-styled beat and wrote some new lyrics, dropped it on it ... and voila! (Matt rhymes in dutch ... dats some ill shit). Ya know the deal, it's on tripod so RIGHT CLICK SAVE TARGET AS. I'm out


Monday, January 20, 2003

One of a kind

That title is only cuz i'm typing this as RVD is coming down to ringside and his theme song has that looped. Oh and I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. hehehe. Ego? Ha ha fuck u. :p

After being in such a pissy mood for a week, I'm sorta in a better mood. I should always type while wrestling is on. Even though The Royal Rumble and Raw 10th Anniversary was shit. Ok I don't know where this blasted rass is, but I found a replacement person to IM about wrestling, the Vinny Mac of EO, John Ale. That motherfucker knows more than me. I didn't think that was possible.

Speaking of EO, I'm in Round 4, and its fun. People are giving me mad props about the song I did that knocked Kristies pom poms off. Thanks, I appreci8 that. Let me just big up Jackie, Matt Thug Bish moNY and of course the sexy lil booty shaking cutie Kalen, who half inspired me to make a response to Kristies dumbness. Now this is the last time I'm ever gonna talk about this, I figure this is the one spot where I should speak on it. I never wanted to get at her. I was happy just watching it unfold. Then ... she made that song, and I had to make the video. Then I think it sorta got outta hand, but shit it was funny. THENNNN, she makes a crap ass rap song. Ok let me tell u why I got upset. 1) Don't ever diss my rhyme skills and call me out and don't expect me to come out gunz a blazing. I don't care if it is some lil unarmed cheerleader. 2) Don't diss Kalen. Just don't. Look at how cute she is taking a bath. 3) The fact that u made a crappy rap, was disrespecting to me. That was why I did it. Now I'm done. I never wanted to be in "net drama". In fact, I would have made that video to whoever made that song. She just seemed to continously want to be dissed. Honestly, I think she quit. Ho hum, who cares another one bites the dust. I have no hard feelings. Just don't make no more dumb songs and call me out on em.

Last bit of eo stuff, Big Up Clay, who let me store the song there, and basically using his bandwidth up. MONSTER MONSTER big up to the absolooooot sexiest Monkieeeee (who also has big changes on her site) Heathrrrrrrrr. She don8ed a digi cam to the prizes and on my behalf. I lurve yooo.

Also, as much as I love the love I get from the song, it doesn't hold a candle to the fact that my Missy Bebe declares her humpage wants about me and my pic. hehe. "I put it on u girllll"

Last bit o' pluggage . Allister and Crystal have dope new layouts ... and they're both frickin insane hot. Btw thanks Jamie for ur help. Psst Haidee, Saint where r yooooo?

Ok I taped Joe Millionaire cuz I don't like to miss Raw. I'm watching it now, and I must tell u, that Mojo chick wants to jump him so bad. At first I thought she was a gold-digger, she probably still is, but damn she wants him. Hahahaha, why didn't she take the hat off? [edit 1] errrrk, hahahahaha that chick loooooves surprises, hahaha [/edit 1]. [edit 2] Ok now I think this show is unfair. Its calling out chicks and showing how dumb and goofy girls get when they are swooning. Ah well, its funny cuz its true. =D. [/edit 2]

Ok, now go visit n8itude now. It's getting better why? Cuz Mike and Hood say so. How could it not? I mean this site is us 3. It's bad ass. Now u join and u can play too.

U know what? That was the most boringest, rambly, pointless blog I ever did. Fuck, happiness is not good for my writing.


Thursday, January 16, 2003

Uh oh oh oh

Fuck man, as I'm typing this, the gawdamn disco song "Gotta be rrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal" is harassing my brain .. go away go away. Twas my fault, I stumbled on ABC's special The Disco Ball. Damn them. Why did they bring this back? As I look down the list of performers, I also say damnit, cuz I realized I missed sexy ass Mya performing some song. But I will say hot freaking damn to Roselyn Sanchez. She performed some song, who fuckin cares, she looked niiiiiice. She's the spanish chick from Rush Hour 2. Hotness. Ok anyways, let me ask u something. Do u realize that disco music was not only crap for the reputation of music and clothing, but also the freakin singers were dammmmmmned 4 life. No, not cuz of the songs this time. No, cuz hey, sorry to say, the songs are still being played, and they are making some change off it. ALLLLLLLLLLOT of change. Why do I say alot? That segues into the 70's singers curse. They make money, they buy things, like food. ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLOT of food. Lawd have mercy, is every freakin disco singer a hippopotamus now? I mean, the point of their music was to grind and wiggle and dance. They use freakin disco for aerobics now. And the freakin singers of the songs they use for aerobics are the size of the gym? Why didn't they keep dancing to their own songs? When the beat stopped, money kept coming, the couldn't stop the tempatation? Keep singing and eating Gloria Gaynor, you won't survive for much longer.

Wanna see what I did today?

Don't ask me why. I just do.

OK so for EO, shit I haven't blogged since before the 1st challenge. Yeah so I made it to round 3 so far. I got 2 bonus points in round 2, cuz I'm real. EO is technically the reason I'm blogging now. Cuz I have nothing to do. I'm w8ing for people to go sleep. So I can record my audio for the next challenge. Go to the site to find out what the hell I'm talking abooot.

U remember the Simpsons episode where they went to "Blockoland" and Homer became the Super Helper guy and Duff wanted to move the Isotopes to Alberquerque. The writers had to be on crack when they wrote this. This is one of the craziest epiodes ever. Nothing makes any sense. I mean Simpsons normally don't, but I mean, these guys were running on extra cre8ive juices when this was written. If u think I'm about to give u an example ur mistaken. That was all I had to say.

Now for the sob story I was talking about in the last post. Well, on Tuesday I go up to get a snack, and my mom tells me my sis and her husband can't afford a new house. They already can't afford where they live, and they are moving in here. I thought that would be awesome to have us all in the same house for a while. Problem is, my mom tells me that they are gonna fix up my basement apartment even more and they are gonna move in there. WHAT THE FUCK? Becuz they are careless, I lost my home? I don't give a rats ass if they are a couple. There are 2 guest bedrooms upstairs. Go there. This apartment cost ME almost a half years salary. This is my shit, I paid for it. They were irresponsible, has nothing to do with me. I would do anything for my fam, but hell I don't want to have my home taken from me. When I'm ready, I'll LET you have it.

So now I have to go shove my whole place into a freakin tiny room, which means half of it won't be able for use, and I have to go up to the guestroom ... UNTIL I leave. What? Screw this. Ok fine, u want me to go get 3 shitty ass jobs to get a place and go, and yet again disable my plans for a career. When I had my place before, of which my folks told me to leave and come home so they can help me out, I had 3 jobs, went to school and was dead tired 24/7. Here I go again.

Well at least this shit motiv8ed me. I haven't blogged, or been ready for extensive IMs or tags the past couple days, cuz I've applied to over 50 jobs. All web design. Cuz shit there is no one better than me and this is what I wanna do. Fuck no more retail. If I'm getting a crappy part-time, hopefully I get to use a computer and it leads to crappy full-time, which leads to a good full-time. Yeah so, this is my plan. I hope I'm out of here and employed by the time EO ends in February. Brace urself, the era of the ph@ cave is ending.

The only other thing I've really been doing is updating and playing around on n8itude. No freakin body goes, but I like updating anyways. well nobody is not true. Technically, I don't know, I didn't put a counter. But NO ONE comments on any article. The only people I know go, are my submission partners. Movie review and entertainment writer Mike and Political Ranter and Forum Freestyler Hoodlum. Sign Up people.

[edit]errrk. I just took a dump, and my mind started wandering the way it wanders when u are engaging in this activity. Ok so i'm thinking I am the program director at either TBS or TNN, doesn't matter. My sweeps week special is gangster movies. 2 a day. Heres my schedule. Monday: Godfather 1 & 2. Tuesday: Godfather 3 & Goodfellas. Wednesday: Carlito's Way & Scarface. Thursday: Casino & Donnie Brasco. Friday: Bugsy & Untouchables. Tell me if that is not a dope ass movie week.[/edit]


Wednesday, January 15, 2003

Impatience

I'm not yet fully ready to tell ya my new sob story. For now u can just visit the portal for all the EO players here.

U can also have fun askin' Snoop what he thinks of Yo site. Fo' Shizzle.

As always .. if u haven't by now ... go get injected.


Thursday, January 9, 2003

Get Injected

What? Yes, finally I am ready to launch it. What am I launching? That big brand new site I was promising.

So, Inject Some n8itude ... now damnit.

Yes, it has bugs and stuff, and alladat, but its still pretty cool. GO NOW!

Mike I want ya to do some movie reviews there. Hood, you can put your Flash shizznit there too. Cool? Aiight then.

Ok now ... Guess who's back, back again ... She is so frickin cool. BTW Guess who is the sexiest bebe

Joe Millionaire showed on Monday, and I would rant and comment about it, but Teresa says it better, and she's almost as good looking as me .. hehehe. What? Kalen thinks I'm pretty .. :p nyah!

Oh and (heres the segue) speaking of elimination-online comrades, Clay is cool, even though my bewbs are better .. and as everyone knows by now, Jaci is hot. Eagles Rule!

Fuck, I've screwed up my sleeping routine and wasted my 9am wake up, im back to staying up until past 2 or 3 .. that means another 4 - 5 hr sleep night, and constant naps in the day. But ya know, today I did my Online headhunter organization and made job emails and got more organized. I think I may be ready to actually, this time, I mean it, I swear, I'm not joking .. where was I? oh yes, I'm gonna actually look for an actual job.

Fuck, all I wanted to really do was plug n8itude.

Umm oh yeah, the burning question of the day is ... What The Dilly?


Thursday, January 2, 2003

R U Redee?

I just had a talk with my Mom about why I think I have bad luck. I dunno, shit just happens. I'm sick and this conversation hurts my head. So I went back to sleep, except my head hurt.

Speaking of bad luck, my new years was shiiit. So a couple of my homegirls came over yesterday, and got a lil tipsy and stuff was said and clothes were shed and well finally u can click here for my nudes!!

My brain is hurting so much ... I have a dope ass blog entry on its way. Its gonna be another classic, well maybe, it'll be funny though, I hope. Fuck, I need to see properly.

Ok uh, well, my best buddy Mr C 2 the J aka BullyBeef, finally had his baby girl. This morning, we thought it would be a New Years baby, cuz it would be cool, if the baby girl and grandpa had the same new years bday. Ah well, at 12:09 on Jan. 2, Ruby was born. Congrats mudda sucka. I am now an nWo Uncle. Kelvin, get ur ass on the plane, then the train and get down here now.

Btw, where have all my peoples gone? Actually there are so many sites that I visit, u know sometimes I even forget to read the blogs when I get there. I'm like looking at all the extra craziness on the sites. Well anyways, for the record I miss Miyo, Haidee and uh Heathrrr I hope ur comp gets better. (mine is about to die). Now, now ... my lil Saint is taking a break. Hmmph. Even Prachin wants to change up her site. Joey left and came back? And soon, soon, u all will be injected ... (hence the title).

Hood, uh what the heck is Mayhem World? Is it like a Warfare Sims Online? U know, I think I'm gonna format this drive tonight. That way I can just put everything up and play Sims again. P.S. anyone know a onestop SIMS add-on download place?

Pssst .. I'm waiting. heh.