The daily ramblings & musings of the notorious nWo n8 Dogg.

Thursday, January 31, 2002

I just got a pop-up ad that advertised a program to kill pop-up ads.

The return of the nWo has given almost everyone of my sites instant hits . Shux to all those disappointed people who are looking for Hall, Nash, and Hogan "nWo pictures/photos/pics/wallpapers" hahahaha ..wooooooo. I am a member of nWo Toronto and have been reppin that for years, and now finally its an actual buzzword. I don't need to be CRAZY like that jackrass of my friend CRAZY KELVIN. I got my own "world trade centre aftermath photos".


Tuesday, January 29, 2002

nWo Raw was so uneventful. My fave line comes from Lawler (hehehe of course). During Austin vs Angle, Angle performs a belly to back suplex. Lawler goes "They should rename it from German Suplex to American Hero Suplex, how many Germans have Olympic Gold Medals?" Heh. Just imagine King Lawler AND Bobby The Brain Heenan on one show. That's all for now


Monday, January 28, 2002

Yes, the Vince Carter Presentation is finally online.

I can't wait for tonights, nWo RAW. Let this marinate ... WWF is separating into 2 organizations after Wrestlemania ... WCW should remain gone, but what if ... oh what if, the *other* company is a full wrestling company under the nWo banner. Good God, the carnage.


Friday, January 25, 2002

Why can't I ever go to sleep when I plan on it? Rass. I finally got the dotcom host back up on Rogers webspace - seemed a needed since @home dunned the service dead yesterday. Heh.

Now for more problems, the sweet Vince Carter/Streaming Multimedia presentation is done. Yet I can't friggin host it anywhere properly. Dammit.

The flash is 13 mb (yes yes its big). Rogers give me 10 per email damn.

Ok so let's go to my free webspace saviours Tripod. Hosts it all fine, but it can't read the .smil file properly and embeds it into the browser, therefore it's one ugly webpage and the Flash doesn't play (diff codes for embedding flash in smil). Ok, new plan. Put all text files & images on Rogers and flash and videos on Tripod. Dammit.

That didn't work, because of Tripods policy of no file storage (aka hosting large files on Tripod and linking from other pages) now who would do a dastardly thing like that? RASS DEM!!! Basically the .smil file goes into seizure trying play the flash file it can't find.

More problems was when i just tried to play the .smil file directly through RealPlayer -- the stupid banner code attaches itself to my .smil file and is not xml proper and everything goes bananas again. Ok fine. Then I create .zip file of the text files which source the images & media online. I figure files can be played on a dektop, I've hosted media files on Tripod before and link on a page that was on my desktop before. So hey just a little more work for the user. Better than nothing. You know that didn't work. So basically I've wasted about a week. I was using this for job getting. So how do I show it now? CD? Or make the person download a 13mb flash file? Oh that exhibits STREAMING Multimedia for sure.

Last resort was signing up for Barrysworld. They support php and have 20mb free. So what the hell. Takes so damn long to see my files up there. Plus I dunno if the .smil stuff works ... yet and the total of my folder is 24mb -- includes an .mp3 and 3 Real Videos. Dammit.

I go sleep now, wait until maybe the servers over there at BW (in UK) find my shizznit.

In the hockey pool, I'm 5-5 vs Wetty Boyceee. He's in last place and just returned home from holidays. And yet he's still tied with me. Actually he was leading until he logged in and actually did stuff to his team. hahaha. heh.

Oh yeah post-smackdown thoughts: n - dubya - o 4 life. nWo that's us we're baaaaaack. The band is back together again ... making its climax for WRESTLEMANIA, which is where? oh yes, the T DOT O DIZZYDOT. nWo Toronto never seemed so apropro.


Sunday, January 20, 2002

It's all about the Game

Ok it's about Y2J also. I'm so not joking, lying, or fronting. You see the cam image on the right.-> I made that 2 days ago and uploaded it. WHAT? is it? well if u look closely its just a collage/pic of my infamous undisputed hardcore belt, my T.O. Maple Leafs hat, me, Jericho with his belts and The Game. Well so WHAT? who cares? Well its important to know I made this 2 days ago, BEFORE the Royal Rumble. And as the edumication continues, WrestleMania will be in TORONTO this year check, where me and the rest of the nWo will fight day and night for MY UNDISPUTED HARDCORE TITLE check. Oh yeah, at the actual WM, the WWF UNDISPUTED title will be on the line. Now, tonight the current champ JERICHO, faced and shockingly beat the posterboy/babyface legendary Rock, so he's going to WM. check. Who will he face? well none other than the winner of the Royal Rumble. hmmmm guess who won? check. Yep The Game won, even though most people had their $ on Austin. Though somehow, someway, the WWF will give in and make it Rock vs Austin for the bazillionth time, and Rock & Austin will become the new Nash & Hogan. Game vs Y2J has so much backstory, and I think, judging from the last time they came here, those 2 are monster over in Toronto. anywayz. I made that pic before, cuz I'm a PHANATIC. or n8stradoggmus. I dunno.


Eh yo, I finally got a new commenting system, without having to do any php stuff, or figure out where to host perl files. Whoo! Cuz I really hate spending valuable design time becoming one of these "blog/cam" people. Oh by the way, I think the term is "e/n" for entertainment/news. This is probably not news to any of u punk ass kids born in the 80's are late 70's who blog their asses off, but for me and my buds, who probably never come to my site anyways, unless I tell them to. I just gave them a bit of "frivolous news" that I'm famed for.

The Carter thing is on the way, sometime. Galldarnit, the Packers just got dusted by the Rams. Yo that Patriots game in the snow vs Raiders was ill.

Oh and hahahahaha it's 5-5 in my game for this week of the pool! Dub J actually had a combined worse goalie week than me! With the last game to be played that counts for this weeks scores, I actually took the lead in all goalie scores, except for the infamous GA (Goals Against), since I'm not winning that (Dub J has no goalies playing tonight) I benched Belfour.. hahahaha. Now I just have to concentrate on points. It looks like Hossa & Sydor vs 2 scrubs he has today. If I win I'm in 3rd. suhweet.

Aiight now fi test the comment thing and watch the Royal Rumble. If u are reading this ..(cheap grovel) .. comment .. thnx my nigga.


hookay, deep breaths. Aiight, theres no way I'm rewriting that blog novel again. I just visited BLACKY's site to see if he updated his 5 songs ... he didn't, lazy rass. Anyways, most of these rasshole "blogger" peoples do a top 5 list, and well since this is basically a collection of my thoughts for myself, and since I am the best judge of music that I know, heres my top 5 for uh today or this week or whatever.

1. Nas - Rewind (Esco does a street story backwards)
2. Sage Francis - Makeshift Patriot (genius comment on the media's blatant commercialism of the 9/11/01 events)
3. Scram Jones - Jackson Jacker (Sources Unsigned Hype for Feb. rips through Billie Jean's riddim while intricately blending MJ's big titles)
4. The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist (Beat Masters like the Chem Bros. from Australia, debut single)
5. Edan - Sing It Shitface (Japanese RnB singers singing on the hook for the helluv it, u gotta luv that)

U can find all these new tunes, plus a whole lot of new instant cla$$icks @ nWo Mu$ick right now. ... that means go now.

And now a little hockey pool rant. I pulled off the tie last week after the insane troubles and injuries that ocurred. But since Mondays double abysmal performance of Brodeur & Hedberg (egad 10 GA in one night). The week was basically over, since my goalies are my top point getters. Anyways, friggin Hossa goes on DTD and I put him on the bench, and I drop Hedberg for Belfour. Sooooooo, Hossa scores a goal and goes +2, which is useless to me cuz I benched him and Corey Stillman does jack-all. Hedberg gets a shut-out, and Belfour didn't play. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Well I'll still be in 4th since I'm playing Dub J, who's in 3rd. In this bizarro week, I'm the only team who's lower in the ratings than his opponent and is losing. Damn.


Saturday, January 19, 2002

I just did a monster blog on hip hop and a huge rant on Canibuses wackness, only to have the computer/IE browser pull a random screw up as I posted. So its lost and I hate computers one more time. F U computers.


Tuesday, January 15, 2002

Stone Cold Steve Austin is the funniest son ov a bitch in wrasslin. That was one the best promos I saw him do. WHAT? I said that was one of the best promos I saw him do. WHAT? I said that was one the damn best promos he's ever done and that's the bottom line. I knew it was good, when my pops started getting really mad at it like he does against the refs. Stephanie looked extra nice and ... oh gosh, Debra did too. The best line of the night did not go to, Austin WHAT? or Vince WHAT? or Flair WHAT? or Jericho What? or Edge WHAT? or Christian WHAT? or Lawler WHAT? or Triple H What? or Big Show What? or The APA What? or Booker WHO? nope it went to the WWF's resident superhero: Hurricane Helms.

Helms & Tajiri are scheduled to face "The ambiguously Gay duo" of Palumbo & Gunn. Before the match Gunn says they are the real superheroes and blah blah smack talk. Helms gets the mic and says the only superhero that Palumbo & Gunn "remind him of is Human Torch, FLAME ON". hahahahahaha wooooooooo! classic. speaking of wooooo! I created a Ric Flair wallpaper for the hell of it. Go see it.

Oh and that blue space under the cam area was for the wrestling headlines. They seem to have gone dead, so until I figure out what to put there, it'll be ugly and empty.

Oh and here are my predictions: 2002 Royal Rumble winner: The Undertaker (even though technically it makes sense that Austin should win and probably will). The first person to be booted off U8TV in their new format is Heather. This is because this is based on online voting, and uhh.. I actually went into a chatroom and most those kids hate her.

Oh and Micha says that Brianna Banks is the hottest porn star. hmmm, I'm thinking either Chasey Lain or Tera Patrick. WHAT?

Last Lap: Finally I've advanced in the JCML (Yahoo Hockey Pool private league), The Pylons are 4th now and closing in on 3rd. John and his Fulltime Killers are gonna get, well, killed. Welcome back the nWo Toronto and nWo Guyana back to the WEBL. well until I forget about them again and they get retired. I wonder when nWo Miami and The Brickyard will come back?

Las, Las Lap: Did I mention I hate Flash? no, well I do. Actually I hate my version of Flash combined with my computer. Crashes way too damn much, so I get frustrated and I can't make shit. Now I really do need a new computer. WHAT?


Friday, January 11, 2002

I never really care about these stupid personality test crap online, except if theres a cool gimmick (.eg below) but this color quiz if phucked up ... I can't believe how friggin accurate this is. If u know me, you are gonna scream holeee shhhh. Anyways check the results:

Your Existing Situation Relatively inactive and in a static condition, while conflict of one sort or another prevents peace of mind. Unable to achieve relationships of the desired degree of mutual affection and understanding. (Oh me mooma rass!). Your Stress Sources The tenacity and strength of will necessary to contend with existing difficulties has become weakened. Feels overtaxed, worn out, and getting nowhere, but continues to stand his ground. He feels this adverse situation as an actual tangible pressure which is intolerable to him and from which he wants to escape, but he feels unable to make the necessary decision. (wtf this is sum scary shit). Your Restrained Characteristics Wants to broaden his fields of activity and insists that his hopes and ideas are realistic. Distressed by the fear that he may be prevented from doing what he wants; needs both peaceful conditions and quiet reassurance to restore his confidence. Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense. Able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity but tends to hold aloof emotionally. (geezus peezus) Your Desired Objective Considers the existing circumstances disagreeable and over-demanding. Refuses to allow anything to influence his point of view. (Scorpion Style) Your Actual Problem The tensions induced by trying to cope with conditions which are really beyond his capabilities, or reserves of strength, have led to considerable anxiety and a sense of personal (but unadmitted) inadequacy. His inability to enforce his will causes him to over-react in stubborn defiance and by assigning to others all the blame for his own failures. (aww crap)

Just to let u remember: Public Enemy's Can't Truss It is still a brilliant ass song, go download it somewhere.


If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Eomer, Man of Rohan, heir to the throne, nephew of Theoden and brother of Eowyn.

Eomer

Who would you be?
Zovakware Lord of the Rings Test with Perseus Web Survey Software

I dunno who the hell that guy is. CJ informs me I will know by the end of the trilogy. AMERCIAN MUSIC AWARDS 2002 wallpaper now up .. go see the wallpaper section.

STICK FIGURE DEATH, yeah boyeeeee. By the way this is the dopest site ever, its all about finding celebrity documents ... how do they get this sh*t so fast? They already have Jordan's divorce report. It's ill.


Thursday, January 10, 2002

I just saw the AMA's. Usher, Yolanda, Toby Keith and the Bad Boy 4 life rocked that show. P Diddy Poppa and Jenny wide-mouth McCarthy were a cool tandem, they were actually funny, if they had schticks, it was smooth, not too transparent. So you guessed it, there will be a Hotties wallpaper dedicated to it sometime soon. For now I need to find the bacon, cuz the gubment cheese is nearing its last slice.

Random thought: Britney is 20 and not a girl, yet not yet a woman. Alicia Keys is 20 and preaches about a woman's worth, so I assume she claims to be a woman. Beyonce is 21? Kelly is 21? Michelle is 19? but they are all destiny's children.

Eh yo, I can be a tweeny blogger/cam-fool too and rant about the *stressful* crap that happened to me in highschool/ college/ trailerpark/ vacationlog/ whogivesacrapaboutwhereiam-rentisafourletterwordtome. I h8 u damn stupid kids, yet I keep visiting ur sites, hoping for either a revelation or site-design that has not been done to death or an actual journal entry that even when I was a fool fool 16 year old (note: damn thats a decade ago) I would have laughed at ur dumbass. Yes those are long sentences, screw you. By the way why in hell do these kids constantly refer to themselves as bitches, whores or sluts? What is that your career aspiration? Oh .. I get it, its sarcasm ..hmm. shut da eff up. Snot nosed brats are all *sarcastic* no you're not, you're idyats. I'm not Red Forman, but y'all are dumbasses.

U want insanely funny crap? go here, here and here.

Last thing EFF Yahoo!Geocities for deleting the Juara memberships, thus stressing my ass out to find a new home for the Jericho site. BOO DEM! BOO DEM! BOO the prosecutor in the RINK RAGE case too.
...... foley is god


Tuesday, January 8, 2002

It's all about the GAME ... yes HHH is back! (as u can see with my tribute in my cam pic.) I'm also giving props to The Maple Leafs. #1. Go Leafs Go. That was a wicked game even though the buds lost by 1.

Go visit the PDF Mags site, alot of cool new mags uploaded.

Go here, here and here. oh while you're at it, u might as well go here. ok bye.


Friday, January 4, 2002

Happy Gilmore is on FOX! Ok even though its edited, this is a classic.

Next order of business: www.nathanbudhu.com has been super revamped. I'm actually proud of it. heh. (no flash anymore .. ah well it served its purpose).

The Jericho site has also been updated. 2 new cool collages. Oh and well go check out my 2001: Year in Review Wallpaper on THIS site .. whoa.

Oh and if u wanna know how I'm feeling after my new work-outs ... pain so much pain. I hope that means some gain. Oh and another thing, these local sports reports on the Canadian Juniors losing the Gold Medal game today is sickening. I mean what the Hell? They played their guts out and won a Silver. This specific team may be from Canada and Junior level, but they have nothing to do with the other years losses, damn reporters act like THEY lost. One station even panned over to the Russian squad and a voiceover said "This is what winners look like." WTF??? Are u even from Canada? Give the kids some credit. I got so sick I changed the channel to BET, 106 n Park ... AJ & Free .. enuff of that puke fest. For what its worth I give the boys a standing O. Now for the under 17's and for the Olympics. Go Canada Go.


Thursday, January 3, 2002

2k2 wuddup wuddup. SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!. in honour of UK Guardians 7 Wonders of the Web, heres my 7 other Wonders of the Web.

1. Morpheus. U all know why.
2. Tripod. Still the best free webspace there is.
3. Audiogalaxy. More & Recent tunes than Morpheus.
4. Live365. THE Online Radio Community. (Bump Daat!-below)
5. Download. Get it Get it, Get it Get it, good.
6. IMDB. When u absolutely need to know everything about that obscure or big time star u just saw.
7. Oops! When u absolutely need to know what that obscure or big time star looks like ---- nekid.

Did I mention sign my guestbook.

Oh yes, Ed the Sock sucks. He and the entire Fromage program should get the lifetime Fromage award. I'll rant about piece of crap Ed later.