Booyaka shot! (a lil Ali G. shout for my UK famz). So yesterday was the Grammy's. Aguilera looked damn fit, she looked damn sweet at the Olympics closing ceremony too. Usually she looks way magga (skinny mini) but it looks like someone fed her a burger lately. Beyonce looked nice and tick though. I like Ms. Keys, but her album was no damn rnb album of the year. Based on 1 song, and aided by a follow up that didnt rock everyone. Naw. Mary J.'s album was the best. Mary sang her ass off, whole time, she is the Queen. Not really much else to say about the Grammy's (I figured why they call it that, cuz thats who it's for), except what in the blue hell was Bob Dylan saying? But I do like that he was the only one who performed right before he was nominated AND LOST! Hahahaha. fool. As per normal I will have a Grammy wallpaper up sometime, as well as some Team Canada ones.

K, uh, Survivor. Marquesas. Looks good. They didn't give them the amenities like before , but they sure gave them the abilities and areas to get them. This is suppose to be worse? This is the first Survivor where both teams had Fire AND Water ... not to mention food, before the 1st immunity challenge even started. Dat Sarah chick is fine .. me luv she already. She has the face of Lindsay (Africa) and the body of Colleen (Pulau Tiga). Fit. I think these people won't squabble as much, cuz when u need to actually survive, human spirit kicks in and u bond and want to succeed. Me thinks. The game will be played less, and the survive factor will be more prominent. Out of the blue, one shot ... I think the Hunter guy will win. Cuz well, his name is Hunter.

You may or may not have known, maybe thats how u came here, but the wallpaper situation and bandwidth has been solved, cuz I moved the paper section to its own site. Check it.

I'm making a new guestbook and a messageboard, will any of u use it? I dunno, maybe I'm talking to myself. Oh and I super upped www.nathanbudhu.com. -- uhh oh that was my plea before to tell u to sign the guestbook or add a COMMENT, chamon, 1 ... pleez. one. enuff of my pathetic plea. Boo dem.

Watching Smackdown now .. Nash to Hall about Austin .. "He's got a gunnnn" Heheh.. It soundz funny as hell with his voice. Ok so Austin has pointed a gun twice now on WWF TV. Do u know the 1st? Oh and RAW was so crap. None of the "sports-entertainment" segments worked, and the match finishes made no sense. There was nothing at all good about Raw, except watching Steph's big bubbly goodies. They all "acted" like how wrestlers "act". Horr-eee-bluh.

More Smackdown ... Booker on his Japanese Commercial audition "U may know Kung Fu .. but do u know Shampoo?" Hahaha. Then Tajiri tells him his hair looks like "Buck-a-wheat-a on-a Crack!" Hahahahahaha. oh my. Hey Maven is on again? Looks like and update again.

Heres my new feature that might be a one time implementation ... heh. --- My link of the post. Basically I'm a link y'all with one link I have in bookmarks list for one reason or another .. so wif out further adieu:
Check out the LINK OF THE POST

No real rant or gloat today. Just stuff. I am vex that Tripod keeps suspending me even though I'm not using up the bandwidth. Must be the wallpaper section (up to 1600 +). I was gonna make a whole new site on Tripod just for the papers, but to add to the problems Tripod gives me, now they offer only 20 mb of space. Oh and don't ask me to get my own server, the money tree out back is dry right now. Also sitemeter has been giving me mad login problems and nedstat, well they usually look like they put errors on the page, but it works.

If you haven't already seen on the side ... I made a MAVEN site. Yes it's the exact same design/idea as my Jericho site. That's what I wanted. I like to do collages. I'm changing up the portal main section. Yes I do have a dotcom, if u didn't know, but it's hosted on my isp cheap ass 10mb servers, so don't tell me to host my papers there either. tanx.

Uh, on Saturday BULL and a few of us went to the AutoShow in T.O., BULL had to use his new digi cam, and produced this purely PS6 generated site based on the sick rides @ the show.

My cuzn informed me that Morpheus (Kazaa) has been bought out and u have to download a new version for it to work again. I don't know what that means, but I'll check later.

PARIS, Feb. 26 — The president of the French skating federation called the decision to award a second Olympic gold medal to Canada in the pairs competition “total nonsense.”

That's about it. Except that as the Yahoo Hockey pool goes, I'm tied for 2nd. I'm up against the guy who I'm tied with this week.

3 weeks until WrestleMania in Toronto.

Finally ... The Gold has come ... HOME

Americans really don't care about Hockey nearly as much as Canada, if they won, it would just be another feather in their cap, the same way as when they win a Figure Skating medal. So they lost, and to them its ah well, congratulations Canada. But if Canada lost, it would be hell. It would be utter sadness. It would last far past these Games, far past the next 4 years. It would last forever. Instead its pure bliss, pure joy. I can honestly say this is the greatest day in my fanatical sports watching life. And I have watched more sports events in my 26 years, than most people who get paid to work in it. Canada Rocks. Hockey is one of the sweetest things to watch, international rules or not. And you know what? It's gonna last forever.

Now that it's over I can go and boo Brodeur and Yzerman and every other NJ Devil or Detroit Red Wing. Go Leafs Go. heh.

Oh that was great ... as I'm typing this I hear Brian Williams on CBC say "Canada Day has come early this year" ... sweet. Even though the women won on Thursday, and the amazing bad ass speedskating team racked up 3 or was it 4 medals at least 2 Gold, yesterday. When THE TEAM, THE GAME, THE SPORT, comes through. This is Canada day. I can't argue with that.

In other news. Happy B-Day BLACK RASS -- heheheheheh. Former and possibly soon-to-be-again Canadian Patriot and current american bastard (kidding ... no, i'm not) Crazy Kelvin is celebrating his birthday in Miami. Go wish him a happy b-day.

Oh and umm ... the more I see Jamie Sale on TV, the finer she gets. Also that chick from the Petro Canada commercials, The Japanese Canadian girl, Yuho, the friend of Snowboarder Nat .. something or other, yeah she looks good too. Me nah luv she ... yet.

Hey, more news as I watch TV.

During the Gretzky press conference he informed us, that the company that made the hockey ice, is Canadian, and they buried a Loonie (uh, thats an Gold dollar coin, for everyone else, not a dead bird) at centre ice for good luck. Damn did that work, we got 2 Golds out of it. Gretzky has the Loonie now and he's donating it to the Hall of Fame. Cool eh?

Did you see Gretz when Iginla scored the insurance goal .. he was pumped and screamed fu**ing eh! ... I loved that .. It was even cooler when they replayed it in slow-mo during the flag raising and anthem/medal ceremony.

My last monster post. The Jericho site has been split into 2 pages (the graphics got too huge for one page). I made a Leila Arcieri (the fine chick from Son Of The Beach) fan site, mostly to offset the afore-mentioned CrazyKelvin's Aisha Tyler site. It's the exact same design and colors .. and hell I stole his codes. I can't believe he still uses font tags. Not one css style ... It looks good anyways. I had more fun copying his style and thinking about what he will think when he see's it, than looking at fine ass Leila pics and making a site for her.

WWF on Fear Factor tomorrow, watch it.

Man, the cool quotes keep rolling in on CBC. Kevin Lowe (former Edmonton Oiler great and Team Canada exec) ... "Never doubt a Canadian, when it comes to Hockey".

Even more quotes .. I gotta stop making spelling and grammatical mistakes, cuz everytime I edit this post, another cool quote comes on. Brian Williams, again on CBC; after he's been informed that the Russians are complaining again about having their medals taken away for doping infringements. Claiming they are being persecuted. "Whining has become an Olympic Demonstration Sport ... let's hope it doesn't make it to Italy in 4 years."

1 down, 1 more to go.

I am mad happy for the Canadian girls. Screw you everybody who doesn't have TRUE PATRIOT LOVE.

Even though, I am in a hockey mode, I am so frickin pissed at all things computer. Fuck you Tripod, what the hell is going on? Why does my index page not show up at times when it is there? I know if you refresh it will be there, but how many people are gonna do that? And then the suspended for temporary bandwidth? Fuck off, I get 1gb ... I use only 18mb! what the fuck? Bastards. Yes I'm cussing alot I'm vex.

Not to mention my blasted computer is slow every second. I clear memory and shit all happens, I crash during the dumbest shit, and I can't even view fonts properly ... I'm talking about frickin Arial and base fonts! aaaaaaah!! Compound that with frickin Rogers problems this week. Not to mention I can't find a job, and I'm looking for jobs based on computers and online connections? What the hell, I'm asking for death. Tek me now. It's damn suicide White Water Canyon ride all over again.

Speaking of failure to procure an position of employment. (thats for you blasted HR/Marketing people who for some reason want to see buzz words that they don't know about and/or love off thesaurus words that mean the same thing, but just make you seem "smart"). Fuck you too. I email all damn day, and what? not a fucking response, can you please just email me to tell me no. geez. One person, just frickin tell me you received my email. If I could personally speak to one person (does anyone do that anymore?) I can tell you what I can do.

AND ... why ... why ... why ... do you want a prospective "web designer" or "graphic designer" to know C+++++++++, abcedf, 123v.6, R2D2 and all sorts of programming crap as well as photoshop, illustrator, quark, web skills and flash? What exactly do you want this ONE person to do? That's 2 jobs. Pick one programmer and one designer.

You don't believe me? Heres an excerpt of a coversation me and Kelvin had:

Chocolate Fix: this is where I get vex --
nWophatrass: what now
Chocolate Fix: We are in need of Applications Instructors for the Miami area. Candidate(s) must be willing to travel between different locations in the greater Miami area. Must be willing to work evenings and Saturdays. The ideal candidate will have 2 years teaching experience in Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Access, Windows, graphics applications, web design and accounting software. Crystal Reports, Visual Basic, and Java Programming are a plus.
nWophatrass: hahahaha
nWophatrass: what the hell is that
Chocolate Fix: I have no clue
Chocolate Fix: but it is EXACTLY what you were saying yesterday
nWophatrass: i know
Chocolate Fix: I'll apply anyways.. just to spite
Chocolate Fix: I'd like to meet that person who teaches all of that
Chocolate Fix: and CUFF HIM senselss
Chocolate Fix: if its a she, and she look nice -- me love she

That was a tame one too. Believe me, NO FUCKING PROGRAMMER can make a site look good. NONE. They can make it run wicked, have all the blasted bells and whistles and know the secrets of the world ... but when I come to the site, I know I'll see a big boring ass table with a border, gray background, big old blue hyperlinks (to more boring statistics), text in Times New Roman and reams and reams of text. Later for you.

With my luck ... Blogger will crash and I'll lose this whole post.

I want to kill Rogers. Kill dem ded. Why, why, why is this transition so hard? And why is there no status updates on the site? If you are scared of what people might think, THEN DO BETTER ... AAAAHHHHHHHH! confragala*%**&&$#$#@!?&^%^$ - BASTARDS!!! Shit at least tell me whats up.

Change ISP's you say? I can't. Sym-friggin-patico doesn't run to the boonies of Markham. So I'm stuck with Monopoly man Ted Rogers, connections. Shiiiiiit. I can't get my email to send, my internet is slow as hell, and I can't UPLOAD at all!!! I hate this shit.

phew. I'm not calmed down, but, ah well.

Team Canada is gonna whoop the hell out of the rest of the hockey tourney's - men & women. Oh and by the way ... screw the term "ice" hockey. It's frickin just HOCKEY, I know its on ice. Damn hosers. Oh you US peoples do have one good thing to look for - Michelle Kwan, oh my lord, she is fine. Me love she.

I'm getting a whole lot of hits lately, maybe the weblog review promo isn't so bad ... heh. Sign da guest book or add a comment. I need the attention, cmon humour me.

Numba Phour (my scorpion) keeps doing Triple H poses on the log in his tank. I built a bridge from the log to the water-hole cliff and he walked across, stopped and posed .. he reminds me of my Cousin Jonny, too damn much.

Ok now for some inside jokes linkage: click it, click it.

Wasup to all u people coming to my site ... exactly while I'm uploading and re-designing .. heh. When u come back later, it should be done nice up.

I'm watching Nelly Furtado rock the stage off Salt Lake City at the Olympics. I love her mini-back in day tribute to old-school 90's jointz (Jump, Poison, Mama Said Knock You, Real Love, Push It ... etc). Though I think she is insanely cute, she sounds so annoying adding voiceovers on the tracks. She is however, rockin her own tunes very well. big up.

Wha? Huh? uh huh, yes a pure re-design. nWo Hostile Takeover style. Even though I have yet to watch the ppv.

So I began my re-design, some colors are off, some links may be broken, (doubt that). There are sections I wanted/had that I have yet to put up/back up. You like?

Ok I go watch the nWo ppv now.

Mini-post, Yeah I'm re-doing this site, not cuz of those people, cuz I wanted to from before. I am having a problem, I wanted to put a tagboard on, but the 2 ones I found, both are cgi run, and Tripod is weird with it, friggin Rogers won't even let me get into the bin, and barrysworld doesn't host cgi scripts anymore (must have saw me coming). So I guess I'm looking for FREE CGI-BIN hosting places .. like BULLY BEEF is. Where can I find one?

Pure dilemma tonight ... nWo ppv or Team Canada vs Germany prelim game? Also I think Simpsons in Toronto. What should I do?

hahahahahahahahahahaha

It ain't my fault

Contary to CJ's opinion, my rooting for my home country Team Canada, did not cause them to lose. Only my Superbowl picks lose. The Gold is still Canadas anyways.

Um why in hell is Fox even showing American Pie if they are gonna kill the funny parts? Killing the innuendo's ... wtf? Innuendo's are regular words that could mean something else, but they are not cuss words. Ok, cut the skin flesh parts, but the words? I mean "TOUCH me beautiful" -- what the hell is that? And how about when they replaced the comments about not getting head and needing to get laid with this - "Enough of this stuff, I need to get lucky" (and he's just holding the drink) ... so if you never saw the movie before you would not know what the hell is suppose to happen and why Tara Reid is vex. And now this was the part that made me finally just give up on watching it -- The coolest innuendo part in the original movie was when Ms. Reid is having well ... fun, and then her dad comes up the stairs to call her and instead of yelling "I'm Coming" she yells "In a minute" ... what the hell is that? Does that make any sense? Ummm, also Mena Suvari looked so sweet in the movie, what the hell happened to her?

Could it be, that people really don't like my site? Ahh screw you. You love it ... well u would if u were not on dial-up. Go Graphics Intensive or Go home!

Finally ... the Gold has come back to Canada.

Do you have nWo Desire

Hey looky, looky I was reviewed by the Weblog review. I got a 3.5 out of 5. I figured as much. The chick who reviewed my site is on dial-up and thats not so good for my site. Also my love of wrestling usually appeals to me or my breddrens, so ah well. The only thing I don't like is that they give 5's to the most boringest sites, with nothing on them, and give golf claps about their crap ass designs to them too. Remember when I said the sites all look the same? Eff em.

Stephanie McMahon is so evil. Me love she.

Team Canada Hockey day. 6:30pm est. watch it, love it, wave yuh flag.

I had so much funny ish to say yesterday, but I forgot. shux.

Ok u know that I hate getting slightly dissed on my design skills, so I won't digress. But I did say before that I was killing some content and changing the site (mostly the Star Wars graphics ... cuz I still only have Empire pics on). I don't know what to put yet ... I hate dial-up and Netscape ... U tha suckaz, suckazzzz. Well, I guess I am. At least she realized I was "brilliant". ---- "And u know this mannnnnnn" - Tucker.

One last note: Sacremento Kings - Peja is way too good.

Last Last note: Shakira is the epitome of a MUTED video queen. I want to watch her wiggle and wine and cavort around, but I can't stand her voice... MUTE. ahhhh.

Robbery

Canada was completely robbed at the Olympics. Yes I actually watched it. Shut up, I still watched Monday Night Raw and best of Fear Factor. Team Canada is gonna win unless some more insaneness happens.

I reworked the archives section here and might be doing some changes on the site. Like y'all care.

Any Kelvin Fans, this time DON'T BET ON BLACK.

Did I ever tell you I hate new drivers? Bah.

Look, I don't know why I keep visiting all these kids sites (kids = 18 - 22), with their retarded Dawsons Creek, Suburban, rich kid/poor runaway kid, teen-angst crap problems. But I do. They all look the same. I get jealous for half a second. But only cuz I realize these fools get this stuff taught to them in school. You know what I had in school? An Indy and a Power Mac. By the way that crappy Indy had what? a freaking TRACKBALL --- A TRACKBALL!!! damn right I'm jealous, I paid 10 G's to learn the beginings of Multimedia design and these punks get it for free. I had to toil in basket-weaving courses like Childrens Lit, Womens Lit and Multicultural Philosophy and they get Advanced Photoshop design ... in High School. I'm not saying the above courses are bad, but get it, they are the best courses left to take when you fullfill your credit amount.

Did I mention all those sites look the same? Well they do.

Another thing on my pissing contest list is the simple fact .. If you were born in the 80's ... YOU ARE NOT an 80's Child!! NO YOU ARE NOT. Sheeeeeeeeet. If you were in the middle of the 80's - 1985, you were FIVE when it was done, 5 is grade ONE. This is why I'm not a 70's kid. Ok also don't think you pre 85 kids are off the hook. 1982 is the cut-off ... done. You have at least 8 years to harden your head and realize you don't eat the lego and your popple/transformer has more than one form. If your 1st birthday party with school friends was at a Chuck E. Cheese, you are not an 80's child. I'm telling you right now. So shut up and stop telling me you represent the 80's, you don't. Aiight my old ass is done.

Oh what? Who DOES rep the 80's? Born in 73 - 82 obviously. I'm 75, so shut yuh mouth.

Random Thoughts: Why do girls at the gym just stand around and waste time sitting in the machine I need to use?

Why do I realize I just got a compliment AFTER I leave the gym? Is my mack-mojo hermatized from the shadows of the phat cave?

Why does the full staff at McDonalds work even slower when they are being evaluated by their regional supervisors? (or guys in spiffy McDonalds sweaters with their names sewed in, and clipboards and pencils)

Why do I continue to go to McDonalds right after the gym?

Why do new drivers drive like new drivers? Why do they have to come and surround me? All of them, at the same time.

Bernard Hopkins vs Roy Jones Jr. might not be the blowout I thought at first.

Other than JLO's husband, Justin Timberlake and Jay-Z, Maven is the luckiest bastard on earth.

Do u think Jah could build a spliff large enough even Jah Jah can't smoke it? (stolen from Kardinal on After Hours show) but do ya?

I am Mr Do.
I am sedentary by nature, enjoying passive entertainment, eating when the mood takes me, and playing with my food. I try to avoid conflict, but when I'm angered, I can be a devil - if you force me to fight, I will crush you. With apples. What Video Game Character Are You?

Haven't posted in awhile and this is my post? Yes it is.

Big up to CK and his promo ad for his cuff-fest he will receive vs me on WM (go see lil cartoon ad in my banner section).