Uh oh oh oh

Fuck man, as I'm typing this, the gawdamn disco song "Gotta be rrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal" is harassing my brain .. go away go away. Twas my fault, I stumbled on ABC's special The Disco Ball. Damn them. Why did they bring this back? As I look down the list of performers, I also say damnit, cuz I realized I missed sexy ass Mya performing some song. But I will say hot freaking damn to Roselyn Sanchez. She performed some song, who fuckin cares, she looked niiiiiice. She's the spanish chick from Rush Hour 2. Hotness. Ok anyways, let me ask u something. Do u realize that disco music was not only crap for the reputation of music and clothing, but also the freakin singers were dammmmmmned 4 life. No, not cuz of the songs this time. No, cuz hey, sorry to say, the songs are still being played, and they are making some change off it. ALLLLLLLLLLOT of change. Why do I say alot? That segues into the 70's singers curse. They make money, they buy things, like food. ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLOT of food. Lawd have mercy, is every freakin disco singer a hippopotamus now? I mean, the point of their music was to grind and wiggle and dance. They use freakin disco for aerobics now. And the freakin singers of the songs they use for aerobics are the size of the gym? Why didn't they keep dancing to their own songs? When the beat stopped, money kept coming, the couldn't stop the tempatation? Keep singing and eating Gloria Gaynor, you won't survive for much longer.

Wanna see what I did today?

Don't ask me why. I just do.

OK so for EO, shit I haven't blogged since before the 1st challenge. Yeah so I made it to round 3 so far. I got 2 bonus points in round 2, cuz I'm real. EO is technically the reason I'm blogging now. Cuz I have nothing to do. I'm w8ing for people to go sleep. So I can record my audio for the next challenge. Go to the site to find out what the hell I'm talking abooot.

U remember the Simpsons episode where they went to "Blockoland" and Homer became the Super Helper guy and Duff wanted to move the Isotopes to Alberquerque. The writers had to be on crack when they wrote this. This is one of the craziest epiodes ever. Nothing makes any sense. I mean Simpsons normally don't, but I mean, these guys were running on extra cre8ive juices when this was written. If u think I'm about to give u an example ur mistaken. That was all I had to say.

Now for the sob story I was talking about in the last post. Well, on Tuesday I go up to get a snack, and my mom tells me my sis and her husband can't afford a new house. They already can't afford where they live, and they are moving in here. I thought that would be awesome to have us all in the same house for a while. Problem is, my mom tells me that they are gonna fix up my basement apartment even more and they are gonna move in there. WHAT THE FUCK? Becuz they are careless, I lost my home? I don't give a rats ass if they are a couple. There are 2 guest bedrooms upstairs. Go there. This apartment cost ME almost a half years salary. This is my shit, I paid for it. They were irresponsible, has nothing to do with me. I would do anything for my fam, but hell I don't want to have my home taken from me. When I'm ready, I'll LET you have it.

So now I have to go shove my whole place into a freakin tiny room, which means half of it won't be able for use, and I have to go up to the guestroom ... UNTIL I leave. What? Screw this. Ok fine, u want me to go get 3 shitty ass jobs to get a place and go, and yet again disable my plans for a career. When I had my place before, of which my folks told me to leave and come home so they can help me out, I had 3 jobs, went to school and was dead tired 24/7. Here I go again.

Well at least this shit motiv8ed me. I haven't blogged, or been ready for extensive IMs or tags the past couple days, cuz I've applied to over 50 jobs. All web design. Cuz shit there is no one better than me and this is what I wanna do. Fuck no more retail. If I'm getting a crappy part-time, hopefully I get to use a computer and it leads to crappy full-time, which leads to a good full-time. Yeah so, this is my plan. I hope I'm out of here and employed by the time EO ends in February. Brace urself, the era of the ph@ cave is ending.

The only other thing I've really been doing is updating and playing around on n8itude. No freakin body goes, but I like updating anyways. well nobody is not true. Technically, I don't know, I didn't put a counter. But NO ONE comments on any article. The only people I know go, are my submission partners. Movie review and entertainment writer Mike and Political Ranter and Forum Freestyler Hoodlum. Sign Up people.

[edit]errrk. I just took a dump, and my mind started wandering the way it wanders when u are engaging in this activity. Ok so i'm thinking I am the program director at either TBS or TNN, doesn't matter. My sweeps week special is gangster movies. 2 a day. Heres my schedule. Monday: Godfather 1 & 2. Tuesday: Godfather 3 & Goodfellas. Wednesday: Carlito's Way & Scarface. Thursday: Casino & Donnie Brasco. Friday: Bugsy & Untouchables. Tell me if that is not a dope ass movie week.[/edit]