Stone Cold Steve Austin is the funniest son ov a bitch in wrasslin. That was one the best promos I saw him do. WHAT? I said that was one of the best promos I saw him do. WHAT? I said that was one the damn best promos he's ever done and that's the bottom line. I knew it was good, when my pops started getting really mad at it like he does against the refs. Stephanie looked extra nice and ... oh gosh, Debra did too. The best line of the night did not go to, Austin WHAT? or Vince WHAT? or Flair WHAT? or Jericho What? or Edge WHAT? or Christian WHAT? or Lawler WHAT? or Triple H What? or Big Show What? or The APA What? or Booker WHO? nope it went to the WWF's resident superhero: Hurricane Helms.

Helms & Tajiri are scheduled to face "The ambiguously Gay duo" of Palumbo & Gunn. Before the match Gunn says they are the real superheroes and blah blah smack talk. Helms gets the mic and says the only superhero that Palumbo & Gunn "remind him of is Human Torch, FLAME ON". hahahahahaha wooooooooo! classic. speaking of wooooo! I created a Ric Flair wallpaper for the hell of it. Go see it.

Oh and that blue space under the cam area was for the wrestling headlines. They seem to have gone dead, so until I figure out what to put there, it'll be ugly and empty.

Oh and here are my predictions: 2002 Royal Rumble winner: The Undertaker (even though technically it makes sense that Austin should win and probably will). The first person to be booted off U8TV in their new format is Heather. This is because this is based on online voting, and uhh.. I actually went into a chatroom and most those kids hate her.

Oh and Micha says that Brianna Banks is the hottest porn star. hmmm, I'm thinking either Chasey Lain or Tera Patrick. WHAT?

Last Lap: Finally I've advanced in the JCML (Yahoo Hockey Pool private league), The Pylons are 4th now and closing in on 3rd. John and his Fulltime Killers are gonna get, well, killed. Welcome back the nWo Toronto and nWo Guyana back to the WEBL. well until I forget about them again and they get retired. I wonder when nWo Miami and The Brickyard will come back?

Las, Las Lap: Did I mention I hate Flash? no, well I do. Actually I hate my version of Flash combined with my computer. Crashes way too damn much, so I get frustrated and I can't make shit. Now I really do need a new computer. WHAT?