Wrestlemania is 2 days away

Can u even imagine how excited I am?

Anyways, Bad Luck Kelvin missed his plane yesterday and our battle has been post-poned until 3:30 today, when I pick him up.

Waaaaaaaait .... Bad Luck Kelvin, BLK. hahahaha. Ok. If u know us and are familar with the old Buffalo urban station 93.7, u will understand why this is amusing 2 me. If not ... carry on, nothing to see here.

Corey is winning and so are the Leafs! The Raptors are not. Dammit. Upset city on day one of the March Madness tourney. I hate the fact that my beloved North Carolina Tar Heels, sucked themselves out of the tourney. Their natural rivals Duke is my pick to lose to Kansas in the finals. Kansas had a crazy scare in the 1st game against Holy Cross, but cinderella already has a name, Wyoming???? Yep Yep they took out former cinderella Gonzaga. Gonzaga was miffed about their #6 ranking, saying they get no respect. Well #11 ... Wyoming whooped ur ass, now get out. My other beloved school Notre Dame have to face friggin Duke in 2nd round. Shux.

Hey I made a dope ass Battleship Game! Scroll down to the Games section (initial one so far). This is a bad ass time waster. And u know more are on the way.

Courstesy of Raging Bull ... The Darwin Awards: In February, according to police in Windsor, Ontario, Daniel Kolta, 27, and Randy Taylor, 33, died in a head-on collision, thus earning a tie in the game of chicken they were playing with their snowmobiles.

In Elyria, Ohio, in October, Martyn Eskins, attempting to clean out cobwebs in his basement, declined to use a broom in favor of a propane torch and caused a fire that burned the first and second floors of his house.

Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover Township, NJ, and his wife Bonnie was also injured, by a quarter-stick of dynamite that blew up in their car. While driving around at 2 AM, the bored couple lit the dynamite and tried to toss it out the window to see what would happen, but they apparently failed to notice that the window was closed.

In September in Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18" wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.

PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant, Stefan, 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly-and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. "It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that happen." Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Damn that was gr8.

This just in ... Leafs acquired Tom Barasso! Oh u don't care? Screw u, Go Leafs Go!

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