nWophatrass: i got a question
nWophatrass: uh how do u scare a skunk away from a garbage bag
nWophatrass: i keep yelling it runs away goes back
nWophatrass: and im not going out there
diva508: HAHAHA i have no idea... just walk out and say boo... see if that works...
diva508: hahha tat sosoos funnny
nWophatrass: i go raaawf
nWophatrass: and arrrgh
diva508: HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA
nWophatrass: i dont want anyone to get up
diva508: god thats sososo funny
diva508: take ur trash inside
nWophatrass: im not going out there
diva508: HAHA
nWophatrass: and it already ripped it up
diva508: ur hilarious
nWophatrass: i dont want it to go in my alley
nWophatrass: especially if i freak it and it makes the pukey smell
nWophatrass: its getting a rock
diva508: hahahahhaaaaaaaaa
diva508: n8 ur hilarious
nWophatrass: i cant find a rock inside
diva508: but i gotta go to bed im drunk and about to pass out
diva508: hahahaha
nWophatrass: so its getting pennies
diva508: HHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nWophatrass: ok im off to fight skunk war with no one knowing
diva508: hahaha gluck lmao at u
diva508: you rock

I needed a second opinion so …

nWophatrass: theres a frickin skunk humping my garbage
School Rivals: haha
School Rivals: take pics
nWophatrass: no im trying toi get it to go away
nWophatrass: i was barking at dude ... runs away and comes back
nWophatrass: ripped up the garbage
nWophatrass: i went to chuck some pennies at it ... he ran away but i don’t know where to
School Rivals: haha
School Rivals: barkin at it =P
nWophatrass: and i dunno if its in my alley
nWophatrass: i was
nWophatrass: im the dogg
nWophatrass: he ran
School Rivals: jus dont let it spray ya, that would suck
nWophatrass: i even quick open garage and close
nWophatrass: ran and come back
School Rivals: make a scarecrow dog
School Rivals: and like record a bark onto a tape, jus loops it
nWophatrass: so the skunk just is having dinner now
School Rivals: ah man
School Rivals: he make a mess?
nWophatrass: hell yes
nWophatrass: so how do i get the skunk to go away from a nice helping of garbage
nWophatrass: i got pennies
nWophatrass: im chuckin
nWophatrass: ok i going back to lookout now
School Rivals: lol
School Rivals: upgrade to nickels
nWophatrass: its gone
nWophatrass: but to where
School Rivals: hes like chillin on the roof waitin to ambush ya
nWophatrass: damn him
School Rivals: lol
School Rivals: thats classic
nWophatrass: my pain is ur lol

I skurred it away and it never came back … but I’ll never forget those evil beeeeeeady eyes.