Lily Allen confuses me

The confusion is actually why i find her cute. But I do. The piggy nose, the odd smile or the sweet one second, and then a combustible drunken fun machine the next, might be it. Probably.

But how can u not look at her and know something is brewing when she looks this way ...

And now 3 professional promotion machines who clearly do not share coordinated wardrobes.

Sam doesn't even attempt anymore. Are we allowed to pull his BMF card now?